"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bigshovel05

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That comment was uncalled for.

But I do have a bone to pick, I did not bring race into any discussion, yet my user ID was banned. I signed off everthing was well, I came back this morning, was reading a flame war between RDX and jprjrjr, I tried to reply and I was banned????

That I don't understand, I also noticed jprjrjr was still posting, so he obviously wasnt.

But why in the hell was my pictures thread taken down, and why was I banned?

I had to create a new account
 

jprjrjr

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Originally posted by bigshovel05
That comment was uncalled for.

But I do have a bone to pick, I did not bring race into any discussion, yet my user ID was banned. I signed off everthing was well, I came back this morning, was reading a flame war between RDX and jprjrjr, I tried to reply and I was banned????

That I don't understand, I also noticed jprjrjr was still posting, so he obviously wasnt.

But why in the hell was my pictures thread taken down, and why was I banned?

I had to create a new account
Um yeah you did bring race into it. You were the first one to say, and I quote "White boys next. Real men don't next"..

Sounds pretty fvcking racist to me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Blatant truth

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Here we go again.

jprjrjr, we get it. Black guys liking white women is wrong. All white women who like black guys are fat. You're a big tough guy who defeated many black guys in the ring, and you're not scared of them. Anything else? Relax.

bigshovel05, stop generalizing and calling white guys "whiteboys" and acting like it's ok.

Cheers!
 

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Originally posted by Blatant truth
Here we go again.

jprjrjr, we get it. Black guys liking white women is wrong. All white women who like black guys are fat. You're a big tough guy who defeated many black guys in the ring, and you're not scared of them. Anything else? Relax.

bigshovel05, stop generalizing and calling white guys "whiteboys" and acting like it's ok.

Cheers!
That was pretty blatant of you.....for a "whiteboy" you're pretty blatant...
 

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jprjrjr

I refuse to enter into your childish discussions. You have a history of instigating fights with the black members of this forum. So be it. You are what you are, and it is noted by all.

My mere intent was to ask, why was I banned, and what happend to my thread that was in no way shape or form racist. It simply had picture of me and my friends with our white girlfriends.

But you come on here using foul language and trying to start another race war
 
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