"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What gifts did everyone get for Christmas?

comic_relief

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What gifts did everyone get for christmas?

I got a 304 CD Case, the prosperity bible (17 different books), The millionaire next door, $150 spending cash, $25 GAP gift card, and college textbooks paid for.

comic_relief
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MrS

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Some cool bits and pieces, thanks for asking!
 

Mad Manic

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I got a hot young english blonde girl, a Kevin Levrone body transformation suit and a 'Male-Female dynamic reversal' machine. :)

MM
 

Dust 2 Dust

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Silver PSP with Daxter Game
Simpsons Season 6 on DVD
Calendar
2 Books
New Shoes
Loaf of Fruit Cake
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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oakraiderz2

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Eccentric

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A NINTENDO 64 REMOTE!!!!!........ control......... car?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kidfabulous

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Upgraded to a Canon 1D. Put $ from old camera sale towards it, so it cost almost nothing.
PGR4
Jeans
Magazines

Being with my family.
 

michaelhctam

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Bought myself an iPhone (earned it through part-time job)

Got a new HP pavillion laptop (for college)

Guiness Book of records 2008

2 beanies.

A pair of in-ear headphones.

some good colonge.

football jersey.

BOO-YAH.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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L B

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My girl made a Christmas candle for me and got me an exercise watch that I wanted for months.
 

Supremo

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Guy Uggs (I actually BELIEVE girls when they say that they wear them cause they're comfortable... they really are)
Down jacket
Mid-zip sweatshirt
A Blackpack (excuse the term, but that's what they're called here)
And a bunch of food and other ****

I'm thankful and happy
 

KontrollerX

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Some Lifesavers candies in a giant tin.

The book Chicken Soup for the Feline Soul (I have a goofy cat lover of a mother lol).

Some new frying pans.

WWE Magazine with Chris Jericho on the cover.

A hooded black sweatshirt.

Items that will be arriving after Christmas for me are...

Bret Hart's book "My real life in the cartoon world of professional wrestling."

Chris Jericho's book "A Lion's Tale Around the World in Spandex."

Shawn Michaels DVD "Heartbreak and Triumph."

An LCD HDTV 32" TV.

A bunch of DVD's that I think are: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, 28 Weeks Later, and The Untouchables.
 

Ken785

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Supremo said:
~$600
Guy Uggs (I actually BELIEVE girls when they say that they wear them cause they're comfortable... they really are)
Down jacket
Mid-zip sweatshirt
A Blackpack (excuse the term, but that's what they're called here)
And a bunch of food and other ****

I'm thankful and happy
i know...they look really comfortable too and i want a pair but i live in SF and might come off as gay...ill back back in LA they'll be acceptable though.
 

Potbelly

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northface jacket
northface coat
$200 northface giftcard
iphone :D
$200 spending money
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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