"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What games are y'all playing these days?

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I'm currently playing Railway Empire, Train Sim, X-Plane, and still playing Battlefield1. I just got a new graphics card so it's nice to revisit BF1 and not have it be a slideshow.

Railway Empire is a lot of fun as you can create some pretty complex rail lines and its quite gratifying to watch your trains obeying your signalling and watching your cities grow. Train Sim is more for the atmosphere of driving a train through the mountains at night. X-Plane because I'm a pilot an it keeps me sharp. BF1 because I like to blow stuff up.

What are you guys playing these days?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I play a lot of old games. I've been beefing up an Amiga 500 and have been enjoying some of the games from Europe that never made it over here. A recent one is Rodland. It looks fvcking gay, but holy 5hit is it ever fun to play.
 
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I play a lot of old games. I've been beefing up an Amiga 500 and have been enjoying some of the games from Europe that never made it over here. A recent one is Rodland. It looks fvcking gay, but holy 5hit is it ever fun to play.
LOL, "Rodland" sounds like a substitute for a place that's a "Sausage Fest".

I just watched someone playing it in YouTube. It does look like fun.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Jenga
Liars dice
Dominoes
24 aka Qualify

All games you can play with a WOMAN! On a cheap DATE!
Here's a great gave from Finland that men and women tend to like: Molkky.

You set up around 12 numbered wooden pins together and you have a throwing stick. You get points for pins knocked down. You need to knock down pins to get a score of 50, the winning score. If you get over 50, you go back to 25.

Sounds lame but it's really catching on these days.
 

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^ was at a party where that was set up.

Your post reminded me of Cornhole. The ultimate Social game. Good for conversations. Portable.
 

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Ultimate X video poker
Scarab
Golden Egypt
Etc.

Slot machine advantage plays.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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None, and I probably have a more high-end PC than all of you. If I did, I'd play Rainbow Six Siege or the new Modern Warfare. I read these days haven't played since May this year, I think. I've been reading, training MMA/conditioning, doing more outdoors, and sometimes diving into some pvssy (haven't been laid in over a month though). As of yesterday, I've been laid-up from vein surgery - have to walk around though, so this has Tempted me to open up a game and play (instead of read, which I should) but there's no point. I'm not gonna be the best or even half-best and it takes hours and hours and days and days to learn maps, shoot good, so I'm not gonna do That.
 

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South Park tonight had a really good episode with a transgender take off of Macho Man Randy Savage. But there was a sublplot around a school board games club. It reminded me that there are a lot of really interesting and intricate board games out these days. They mentioned quite a few of them. I haven't really played that many, but I'm aware of them.

I always thought this game looked pretty cool. It's called Photosynthesis and has something to do with getting your trees the maximum amount of sunlight, or something like that. I have no idea about the gameplay or if it's any fun, but I think the board looks cool:
 

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World of warships is the only computer game I'm playing now, very fun but sometimes frustrating.

I'll be playing doom eternal when it comes out since doom 2016 was already badass fun.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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