What EXACTLY are "the bases" anyway?

[Ever onward]

I was having a debate with a friend last night as to what exactly "the bases" are with a woman (i.e. Second Base)

It's strange that I've never thought about this before. I just always assumed I know what the different bases are. Here is my understanding of what the different bases are:

1st Base = Making out, french kissing

2nd Base = touching her breasts with hand or mouth

3rd Base = touching her downstairs with hand or mouth

4th Base = sex

What do you guys think, am I right?

 

[MsThang]

Yeah, pretty much. I thought there was a more specific term if you touched it with your mouth instead of hands, like sloppy 3rd or something (am I just thinking of sloppy 2nds?)

 

[Skilla_Staz]

It's different with every group of people. The way things go over here...

1st. Kissing/Making out.
2nd. HandJob/Fingering
3rd. Head/Eating out
Home, Sex.

MsThang. Sloppy seconds is where somebody gets banged, and soon after (days, weeks even hours later) they get banged by somebody else. The second person to have sex with the subject is getting sloppy seconds.

 

[squirrels]

http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/kid13.htm

 

[Ever onward]

It's different with every group of people. The way things go over here...

1st. Kissing/Making out.
2nd. HandJob/Fingering
3rd. Head/Eating out
Home, Sex.

Skilla - You said the way things go "over here" and I see you're in Omaha Nebraska, funny thing is I'm in Kearney Nebraska, lol. So "over here" isn't too far away but we still have different ideas about what the bases are. Maybe it's a generational thing as I bet you're a bit younger than I am.

Cool site squirrels! They have what the bases were supposedly in the old days and a more updated modern version with crazy terms like "errors, ground ruled doubles, bunts and switch hitters". Anyway, I'll repost both versions of "the bases"

Old version of the bases:

First Base: This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not

Second Base: This could mean anything from tongue kissing, breast feeling, to outside the clothes genital contact.

Third Base: Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner

Home Run: This was always sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases

Post modern version of the bases

On Deck:
Having plans for a date

Strike-Out:
[Duh !!!]

Thrown Out of the Game:
Attempted sex without condom

Foul Tip:
VD

Walk:
Kissing

Bases Loaded:
Multiple sex partners

Bunt:
Masturbation

Single:
Tongue kissing

Double:
Breasts touched, some clothes off, lotta grabbing

Ground Rule Double:
Would have sex, but no condom

Triple:
Clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation

Inside the Park Home Run:
Oral Sex

Home Run:
SEX !!!

Balk:
Premature ejaculation

Switch Hitter:
Bisexual

Box Seats:
Waterbed

Error:
Condom breaks during sex

Hall of Fame:
Marriage

Minor League:
Under 18

Pine Tar:
KY Jelly

Rain Delay:
Parents/Roommate return home unexpectedly

Relief pitcher:
Vibrator

Rookie:
Virgin

Seventh Inning Stretch:
Unusual positions

Grand Slam:
Sex three times in three hours or less

Three Up and Three Down:
Impotency

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Ha i'm loving the whole baseball vocab.

And yeah, I'm guessing it's an age thing. The "bases" differ from person to person, even "over here"

 

[diplomatic_lies]

It refers to the square "pads" in baseball. Basically 1st base is the first place you run to after hitting the ball, 2nd base is the 2nd place, etc. "4th base" is where you hit the ball from (so you run around in a square, basically).

 

[diablo]

I've always considered them the four F's...

French, Feel, Finger, F*ck.

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

Easy to remember.

 

[Ace of Flames]

Lmao, those baseball terms are genius! Its great because they go together so seamlessly, and yet I'm sure they were never meant to do so.

 

[selfmademob]

WOW, i fuc kin love those baseball terms!

 

[ElChoclo]

Ah you crazy Americans, you love the baseball very much, yes?

 

[SubSoniq]

Hell ya, baseball is great! for this, but yea I've always known them as the 4 Fs as well, but Ever Onward's 'post modern version is pretty entertaining. never thought that there could be that many things associated with baseball terms. props on that.