"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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what does ur screen name mean?

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I had a Nissan with Nismo parts on it. The car was given to me on January 4, my dad's birthday. Hence nismo-4.

These days, ever since I took the red pill, I became Judge nismo, often times omitting the 4 entirely.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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From the game inFAMOUS...there's a type of enemy called 'Conduits'. Aaaand my first name starts with a 'K', so yeah.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Atom Smasher

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Love of and natural understanding of physics. Fascination with the space/time continuum and the relationships between energy and matter.
 

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nismo-4 said:
I had a Nissan with Nismo parts on it. The car was given to me on January 4, my dad's birthday. Hence nismo-4.

These days, ever since I took the red pill, I became Judge nismo, often times omitting the 4 entirely.
What kind of Nissan?
 

Ronaldo7

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The name of the greatest footballer to ever play the sport.

And his mythical number. The number 7.
 

IBreatheSpears

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It's a song by the band 1349. I happened to be listening to them when I made my account; I don't really like the song but it's on my favourite 1349 album and the songs I do like on that album don't have applicable titles. Someone here pointed out that it sounds like a metaphor for fellatio, I had a good laugh about that.
 

Lotus Effect

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Formerly, I was know as "fale com netto", which is portuguse to talk to netto, which is my last name!

But when I decided to go BRUTAL COLD NC on my ex, I've realised I was rising anew.

A new man was born that day. Through all the sh*t I went. And I would come clean!

The Lotus Effect, is a special characteristic that the Sacred Lotus Flower has. It is extremelly water repellent, resulting in self cleaning properties.
Thanks to that, the Sacred Lotus is able to blossom through the mud of the swamps and always remain clean, even when it's surrounds ain't!

And since I've begun meditating, and the Lotus flower is very significant to hindi religion because of this propertie, I thought this name would fit the new me!

Rising throught the Mud!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Greasy Pig

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Has anyone ever tried to catch a greasy pig? It's virtually impossible.
 

blind_one

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So many missed come-ons and opportunities that I realized too late.

Plus im short sighthed as sh!t -2.25 both eyes, which is approximately 20/100 vision.
 
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