"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TheGambino

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The friend (she was hanging with us all those days) of the plate from Morocco who Ive f8cked (we both enjoyed she was all over me, I liked her too tho) called me yesterday 3PM in the morning. I was sleeping and she told me some bullsh1t that I should come over to *name club and a whole sh1t story that shes mad coz I didn't pick her up three days earlier. She knows that I'm back in Holland and wont go to Morroco until summer, she was just fooling me.

I think she and my plate were bored and thought lets fool TheGambino and see whats up with him.

I was kinda shocked since I was deeply sleeping, annoying b1tch waked me up for nothin...

What do you guys think of crap like dis
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

TheSlasher

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Either they forgot about it, or they were $hit testing you by seeing how eager you will be.
 
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