What does this mean?

[TheGambino]

The friend (she was hanging with us all those days) of the plate from Morocco who Ive f8cked (we both enjoyed she was all over me, I liked her too tho) called me yesterday 3PM in the morning. I was sleeping and she told me some bullsh1t that I should come over to *name club and a whole sh1t story that shes mad coz I didn't pick her up three days earlier. She knows that I'm back in Holland and wont go to Morroco until summer, she was just fooling me.

I think she and my plate were bored and thought lets fool TheGambino and see whats up with him.

I was kinda shocked since I was deeply sleeping, annoying b1tch waked me up for nothin...

What do you guys think of crap like dis

 

[TheSlasher]

Either they forgot about it, or they were $hit testing you by seeing how eager you will be.

 

[Bingo-Player]

means jack sh*t