"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What does she want. Commitment?

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Don Juan
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I am new here but a need a little advice.

I have been fu.cking this girl for just over three months. We don't go on dates, we just go at it. She gives good head and she satisfies me. We are not comitted to each other and I have always said that she can fu.ck whomever she wants as long as she tells me so that I don't get any disease. She is 19 (very attractive) and I am 27.

This Sunday we fooled around 4 times. She texts me on Monday as says that some guy in her class just asked her to go for a drink and I will let you know if anything happens. I replied "Ok".

Few hours later she texts me again "he took me to some bar where his ex works to try and make her jealous. What a loser!"


I never bothered replying.

I them reply that nice "Good night".

She texts back some stuff, I text back some stuff and then she tells me "I keep thinking about giving you head. I think I might use my vibrator tonight" at around 2:00am (keep in mind we fooled around 4 times the day before). I replied "have a good time, let me know if you get yourself off". She then replies "OMG, is was a tie as being good with you". I then repy "Good for you, I am happy for you"

She replies "Watever, ttyl"



What the fu.ck? What does she want?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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