"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What does she mean??

Grover_mister

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so yesterday as we were driving home, my friend whos gf is her best friend called her up. As they talked she asked if i thought she was hot. I knew it before cuz my friend said, I cannot say the answer to this" but gave in and said i did think she was hot. apparently she giggled a bit and said it would be cool if i hung out wiht her, my friends gf, my friend

now what does this mean

and if i hang out with her what should i say and do....i mean i find this girl really attractive and find myself saying stupid things like for exapmple: "Can i hang out with u guys and drive back?" she says my friend replies," No room in the car sorry" i blurt out then," If i had a car id pick u up anytime" and she blushed and looked down

im not so great at relationships and i could use ur guy'ses help. i cnat lose this one

plz
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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theunflushables

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Grover, this is going to be a bit of Zen trickery, but here it goes.

You Can Lose This One!

Sit there and think about it for a bit and tell me when its really sunk in. We'll go from there.
 
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