"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What does my girlfriend mean by this?

StevieO

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We recently became engaged and I do love her but I don't understand what she's trying to say.

We were at the mall and stopped to sit down and eat. She saw me staring at a woman walking past us. She nudged me and smirked "How does it feel knowing that you can never f*ck another woman again?" and she turned around to continue eating her food.

What does this mean?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Self explanatory: look but dont touch!
 

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Would you ever say something like that to her? Think about that and you might have your answer.

I would have responded - ''Hmmm maybe it's time to tell you about my harem. ;)'' (said with a smirk) or just ignored it and laughed at her.
 
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