Dante420
Master Don Juan
Send her flowers?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
What Does a DJ Do When a Bitter Girl Keys Your Ride?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Dante420
Master Don Juan
mikeyb said:
Nah if a girl keys your car, what is the best way to handle it.
Metaphorically speaking, sending flowers would be the ultimate opposite of a DJ's intentions, thus a metaphoric rejection.
However that was just there for humor
What do you do? tell her to pay for the damages and if she wants to get back at your good side she has to sincerely be sorry and make it up to you (at this point you can dump her ass after she makes it up to you if you wishes)
If she refuses to pay, then sue her.
Just think if a guy would have done it how would you have reacted?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO48Vr4KIc8
If she refuses to pay, then sue her.
Just think if a guy would have done it how would you have reacted?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO48Vr4KIc8
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Bang her best friend
Dante420
Master Don Juan
Da Realist said:
Has no female friends, I slapped her best friend.
Paying for it? She'd never. So I guess I'm going to go with the fix it up and act like it didn't happen option
Do you always let people walk all over you? are you that desperate for her pvssy that you let her treat your property like sh1t and look the other way?!Dante420 said:
Just letting you know, letting her get away with this sh1t will set a very bad precedent for her future actions towards you, now that she knows you don't have the balls to say anything about it.
Not dealing with it is the worst decision you can make.
Bluesteak
Don Juan
If it was a guy, there would be a fight at the least...
Dante420
Master Don Juan
DJDamage said:
What can I do?
She's not in my life anymore, it's an ex-girlfriend. There's really nothing I can do
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Kill a random bum, stash him in her house, set off a couple barrels of gasoline in a hospital with a note saying she did it, dress her up like a clown, tape a gun to her hand and put some over mouth so she can't talk, call the cops to her place, and see what happens afterward.
Or just take her to court if you got evidence.
Or just take her to court if you got evidence.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
call her up and confront her about the car... and record her confession. Then sue.
Hidden-Hand
Don Juan
haha smart. I"d call the cops. That girl is nutso.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
...Call the cops...
That's what I thought originally... but all the cops really do is take a report if there's no evidence and hand you a copy (if you're lucky) so you can claim your insurance if you have comp.
That's what I thought originally... but all the cops really do is take a report if there's no evidence and hand you a copy (if you're lucky) so you can claim your insurance if you have comp.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
presses charges
Ridingthelightning
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Exactly what you should do. If you can prove she did it then you take her to court.
Dante420
Master Don Juan
scrouds said:
That's what happened
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.