"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Master Disaster

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Today I found out that this girl i like is taking the SAT the same day/location as me. I am thinking about asking her if she wants a ride. Probably Friday before the SAT. Is that a good idea? Then if she says yes after the SAT do I ask her if she wants lunch?
 

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No, :down: . Invite her to lunch? eh...I don't know. Your post as a whole sounds really "best friend ish". Think of something to do after the SAT, but not lunch.
 

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Personally this seems a little AFCish to me. Your demonstrating lower value (DLV) by supplicating to her, putting her on a pedistal. You are doing her 2 favors, the ride, and lunch....it should be equal.

This would be better"hey, ill give you a ride to the SAT, and after ill be curtious enough to let you take me to lunch". in a C&F way.

If it were me though, I would forget about the ride part, just go to the SAT, and after say something like "You looked like you just came out of an earthquake, did you really think it was that hard....lets go out to lunch to recover"

Have Fun
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Not a bad post, Smooth. The lunch idea would be good if he does it the way you demonstrated...(he has to use his own, thought out, and original lines though). It would be corny if he just used what you said and put no thought in it for himself.
 

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If you can get rid or ur parents, if you live at home, ask her over to study for it. Study for a bit, have a good movie on hand and ask her if she wants to stay and watch it, and follow the advice in this post

Originally posted by AC/DC
Get her horny.

Basically, make sure you're alone, and you smell good and your shaven and all that.

Watch a movie, and cuddle with her.

Then, move in for a kiss. Start making out. Suck on her neck. Kiss her tummy. Make sure she's lovin it. After like 10-15 minutes, kiss down towards the crotch area. UNbutton her pants but dont take em off, kiss down there. She's for sure wet by now.

Start finger-f*cking her. Be sure to rub on the roof of her vagina, its the sensitive spot.

At this point she'll be grabbin your d*ck. Take your pants off if you haven't already.

Sit her on top of you. Make out more, take her shirt off. Keep makin out for 5-10 minutes so it looks lke you're actually into her, and not just trying to get some p*ssy.

Then if she's aggressive, she'll either start having sex with you or give you head. Either gives you 5 points of coolness =)

If she's not aggressive, get naked, and see what she wants to do. If she's not into it, you'll know, and basicaly, you screwed up cuz she wasn't horny enough.

Be sure to BRING THE FOLLOWING:
DEODERANT
AXE or COLOGNE
GUM/MINTS
CONDOMS (get the extra strength ones if its one of your first times doing it)

Have fun! :cheer:
When your all done ask her if she wants a ride to the SAT and to do anything afterwards. That is my sugestion if you are at age. I just figure you are since you are take the SAT.
 

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Originally posted by GoSens
It's all up to you.
We can't tell you how to live your life. We're here to be a guide, don't use us as a crutch.

Get out there and learn on your own.
 
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