"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What do you think of this debate with only fans model?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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In the very near future, her OF career will end, and she's going to encounter the same difficulties women who appeared in softcover and hard-core porn had in prior decades, only magnified by 1,000,000,000. Why? It's impossible to bury OF vids in the same way one could bury porn flicks
I wish this chick luck, getting anyone to take her seriously as a lawyer post-OnlyFans, when that Guilfoyle broad from FOX Non-News's JD was never able to outshine her stint as a lingerie model, during her past life
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That would be quite a scene.