"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What do you think of pierced pu$$y and tits?

Desdinova

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I generally avoid women who are noticeably covered in tattoos and piercings.

I dated one woman who, from what I can remember, didn't have any noticeable tattoos nor piercings. When I got her naked, I was surprised to find that her nipples were pierced. She was the only woman I dated who had that, and I actually kinda liked it, probably because that was the only thing she had done to her body.

Tongue piercing does nothing for me, and I've never dated one who had her vag pierced.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MillionBillionaire

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Yeah I don't think I could F a girl with a dolphin on her back.

I would literally think to myself "This B is dumb."
 

devilkingx2

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turn on, shows that she's not vanilla and that she's open minded, sounds like fun to me.
 

YawataNoKami

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I dated a girl with lots of tattoos and piercings in 2015, age 20-21. She was the last girl to tear my heart out and stomp on it and laugh. Knock on wood.

She was an angel for 6 months, then, while laying naked in my bed, 4 hours before my flight left Tulsa for Atlanta, she went Schizo on me. She said "What makes you think I ever liked you?" to which I replied "Well, you are naked in my bed at the moment...".

But I got up and I said "When a girl tells me she is not attracted to me, I believe her" and I opened the door and held it for her as she got dressed and left. I still walked her to her car because it was 1am. Never said another word to her or saw her again.
You are better person than me.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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stovepipe

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All that about them tattooed and pierced up chicks. Most of them are broken and only good for smashing and dashing.
 

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Took a girls virginity back in early high school around 10 years ago. Fvcked on and off ever since. Randomly she shows up with pierced nipples and vagina both - it was sexy as fvck. But my god this woman had been run through like a sh!t house at an ICP concert. God bless the poor soul who married her 2 months ago.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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