"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What do you think about this wife's bellyaching about thin Playboy models?

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http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/3559811/Aprils-playboy-centerfold-59-127lbs/

I got my husband a subscription to playboy magazine for Valentines day. When Aprils issue arrived the other day, I had to look at the centerfolds stats as she is the same height as I am and also of German decent. Here they are; 5'9" weight 127 lbs bust 37E, waist 25, hips 37! Okay Here is my question, is this totally unrealistic or what. Yes, I know playboy is airbrushed and represents a fantasy but, Even assuming she has surgical enhancements in the bust area, I don't think I would look healthy at all if I weighed 127 pounds! I am 188lbs and wear a size 10-12 now! I can't imagine myself under 140. Is there anyone else out there that is 5'9" and weighs in the 120's or 130's?
Honey, on a site like www.obesityhelp.com, I don't think you're going to find too many women that are thinner than even you. :D

[UPDATE] There are a bunch of women on that site that got the stable surgery and are skinnier. My bad.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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188 lbs?

Does the fat cow realise that she is almost the right size to fight in the heavyweight division? WTF? Isnt 188lbs frikken cruiser weight?
 

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What do I think?

I think you should post more about what YOU think than asking what the rest of us think.

So she's a fat entitled cow?

Welcome to America......
 

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MatureDJ said:
http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/3559811/Aprils-playboy-centerfold-59-127lbs/



Honey, on a site like www.obesityhelp.com, I don't think you're going to find too many women that are thinner than even you. :D

[UPDATE] There are a bunch of women on that site that got the stable surgery and are skinnier. My bad.
I've noticed a connection.

It goes something like this, maybe someone can elaborate on it and tidy it up.

The more ugly the chick is, the lower her sexual market - The more potential she has of becoming a bitter cun* -

It is no wonder the worst form of feminists are women with very low sexual market value.

I believe its because these types of women are trying to stave of the ugly truth that men dont find them that attractive - hence its an ego, feeling of importance rage at the machine anyway they know how by projecting blame and responsibility outside there own personal accountability.

I.e hence ugly women support such things like shaming attractive women and men who fancy them, or will lean towards rampant feminist ideals - since deep down they are blaming the world around them for all there own personal fuc*ed up choices in terms of self-development and progression.


Even a ugly chick can work out and get a great to above average body - and become a 5.

But these types of women are the female version of AFC's - I firmly believe that feminists and ugly women raging at the system are nothing but AFC's with low market value and cant handle the fact that that is true - Its too much of a blow to there fragile ego - They would rather spout till blue in the face that the world is wrong and they are right - and will usually support and buffer off each other and seek support from similier women with low market sexuality.

Ugly women will say such things like: "she cant be happy", "I hope my daughter does not grow up with those warped values" - e.t.c -

It is normally a moral crusade full of emotive twisted warped logic that removes accountability and replaces it with menstral mush.

Personnally, most of my picking up chick horror stories are from ugly chicks **** blocking friends - Ugly women just seem dysfunctional - Beware anything lower then a 7 in my book - your verging on fuc*ed up grouonds if you start to dig lower and lower.

Oh and avoid Fat chicks - There menstal out-pouring of why they cant loose waight makes a grown man want to puke.

Edit -

I'd like someone to post what I just wrote on that site and witness the shi* storm - Ugly women cant handle the truth and thats the bottom line.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sour grapes explains the bitterness and the waistlines.
 

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If she can't imagine herself under 140 lbs then she should at least get down to that weight before complaining. Being 48 lbs overweight is not attractive and a complainer is not attractive. Poor guy.


Cheers!
 

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What do I think? There's the treadmill, start running.
 

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I forget who said it first, but they were dead on:

Ladies, you can't meet Mr Right until you break up with Little Debbie.
 

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I don't think its even about bodyweight in this is one. The woman's mad because she thinks her husband is spending more time looking at the magazine than her. She didn't care about her weight before she bought the mag, but now she's really wondering how she's going to compete with a photo. Women...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ladies, you can't meet Mr Right until you break up with Little Debbie.

Classic,

Thanks Nutz

Nagging.....it's an insiduous form of psychological warfare. Often started when a woman is intimidated, or uncomfortable with her own reality.

KC
 

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I don't think I would look healthy at all if I weighed 127 pounds\

I cant believe she thinks she LOOKS health RIGHT NOW... At 188 and her height, she has health problems brewing like no other. This is a way to scream for help, to write about it, to let it out. Im sure she feels better now. I dont understand why some women think in extremes. She doesnt need to be 127, but she sure as hell can drop to 150 (atleast),140,130.
 

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Could we not talk about fat chicks? They barely register as people.
 

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mrRuckus said:
Could we not talk about fat chicks? They barely register as people.
They are people. They are no less of a person as a person who is in shape. They are just opened to more health problems and the demand for them is low.

So fat guys dont register as people? Im 165 10% fat and 5 8, but there are guys on there who are overweight. That was a stupid thing to say.
 

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He said fat chicks. I fully concur with him, from the sexual perspective. And since this is a sexual forum, I think he's entirely on target.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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****. A woman weights 188lbs is heavy. That is almost 200lbs. She can sink the titanic with her weight. :D
 

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Tried to post over there, but newly registered accounts require moderator approval in order to post.
 

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5'9" 130lbs isn't a big deal at all. Heck, that's a BMI of 20.2, which is pretty close to my own BMI. It's an incredibly healthy and average weight.
 

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I used to be very active, but let it lax for a few years. When I was almost 170 lbs I freaked out and lost nearly 30 lbs to get me down to a reasonable weight and muscular level.

Basically if I can do it, I don't see how other people cannot do it.

Also, when I was in University, my roommate was 5'9 and 125 lbs. She told me over drinks one night that she used to be 115 lbs during her freshman year.

Hearing a 5'9 woman say she is 180+ lbs and 'can't see herself less than 40 lbs' sounds like listening to a loser who is making excuses for not self improving. Male or female (but particularly female since I'm hetero), I lose respect for such people.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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