"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What do you think about the snookie incident

CarlitosWay

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I think he's an idiot for striking SOMEONE, not because he struck a woman.
Ok I agree here for the most part :cool: I have a few friends who are bouncers and they see this kind of stupid **** all the time. What's worse is them affliction/tap out wearing douches who try to start **** with people and try to intimidate my buddies who are pushing 230 to 270 + solid LOL.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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teacha

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that b1tch got what was comin to her. If someone steps up to me and starts putting fingers up to my face and talking trash, i have 2 options; walk away or KO a muthafukka and it all depends how im feeling that day (men or women I do not give a fukk who it is).:trouble:

Anyone who thinks its wrong to hit a woman, go tell it to someone who actually cares! Its people like you who cause these b!tches to act the way they do, going around talking trash and acting a fool thinkin nobody gonna touch them just coz they have a pu55y, fukk that!

WOMEN ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING FOR EQUAL RIGHTS, SO I THINK ITS TIME TO START TREATING THEM LIKE HOW YOU WOULD TREAT A MAN.
 

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The guy who punched her was a douche bag, everyone on that show is a douche bag, for all we know its MTV just trying to get ratings. If I saw a guy at a bar punch a girl, Im sure me along with X amount of other guys would jump him
 

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mtlwlu said:
The guy who punched her was a douche bag, everyone on that show is a douche bag, for all we know its MTV just trying to get ratings. If I saw a guy at a bar punch a girl, Im sure me along with X amount of other guys would jump him
lol white knight. Never try to be a hero or you gonna end up in the morgue.:yes:
 

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The guy who punched her was a douche bag, everyone on that show is a douche bag, for all we know its MTV just trying to get ratings. If I saw a guy at a bar punch a girl, Im sure me along with X amount of other guys would jump him
Why? Its none of your g-damn business. Nothing more pathetic then random guys pulling a captain save-a-ho.

The only time I'll interfere is if a man is physically threatening or abusing an obviously passive and frightened woman...but some loud mouthed b1tch getting in some dude's face is playing with fire, and you AFCs should figure out another way to display your manhoods in public.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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First of all, let's get it straight that all the people on that show are complete losers. They all have no reason to be alive, which is why they're on the show in the first place. The guy had absolutely no right to hit her; no guy ever has the right to hit a woman. However, that chick does deserve to get her ass kicked by another woman. Girls like that deserve to get their ass beat until they're in the hospital because they just don't care about anyone else. However it should never come from a guy. He should have just walked away. But that's the problem with alcohol, it amplifies your emotions.
 

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mtlwlu said:
The guy who punched her was a douche bag, everyone on that show is a douche bag, for all we know its MTV just trying to get ratings. If I saw a guy at a bar punch a girl, Im sure me along with X amount of other guys would jump him
Thats a nice way to get shot, but ok
 

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Biggie said:
First of all, let's get it straight that all the people on that show are complete losers. They all have no reason to be alive, which is why they're on the show in the first place. The guy had absolutely no right to hit her; no guy ever has the right to hit a woman. However, that chick does deserve to get her ass kicked by another woman. Girls like that deserve to get their ass beat until they're in the hospital because they just don't care about anyone else. However it should never come from a guy. He should have just walked away. But that's the problem with alcohol, it amplifies your emotions.
This doesn't make any sense my friend. What difference does it make if a guy or girls beats up a chick? You still wanna see her get her ass kicked but just not by a guy. That equals wanting to see a chick get hurt. Putting your hands on anybody is WRONG. Mutha fuck a gender difference!
 

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LOL I saw that punch as an animated gif file and watched it for around a minute straight and was wondering where it was from. Fvcking hilarious.

mtlwlu said:
The guy who punched her was a douche bag, everyone on that show is a douche bag, for all we know its MTV just trying to get ratings. If I saw a guy at a bar punch a girl, Im sure me along with X amount of other guys would jump him
Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue!!!
 

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The guy who punched her was a douche bag, everyone on that show is a douche bag, for all we know its MTV just trying to get ratings. If I saw a guy at a bar punch a girl, Im sure me along with X amount of other guys would jump him
You along with the rest of the knights in non-existent shining amor would either get your a** kicked, shoot or arrested.
and like always the woman will just walk way because she's accustomed to guys comin to her rescue.

Why? Its none of your g-damn business. Nothing more pathetic then random guys pulling a captain save-a-ho.
The only time I'll interfere is if a man is physically threatening or abusing an obviously passive and frightened woman...but some loud mouthed b1tch getting in some dude's face is playing with fire, and you AFCs should figure out another way to display your manhoods in public.
Capt Have-a-Hoes are #1 on my list of people i can't stand.
Yeah, walk into a situation you know nothing about gettin into a guys face,
what could go wrong ?
There have been many times i've seen chick gettin screamed on by some guy who they've pissed off and i would've loved to see some dumba** come to her rescue and get knocked out.

that b1tch got what was comin to her. If someone steps up to me and starts putting fingers up to my face and talking trash, i have 2 options; walk away or KO a muthafukka and it all depends how im feeling that day (men or women I do not give a fukk who it is).
Anyone who thinks its wrong to hit a woman, go tell it to someone who actually cares! Its people like you who cause these b!tches to act the way they do, going around talking trash and acting a fool thinkin nobody gonna touch them just coz they have a pu55y, fukk that!
THIS^^^
That's how all this "puttin woman on pedestal" crap starts.
I remember when i was young a chick got in my face talkin sh*t and my female female was holding me back.
Before my friend could step infront of me again i slapped the sh*t out of this chick.
Never had a problem with her again.

The woman i know that i don't give 2 sh*ts about them having a pu**y, i'll pimp slap them too.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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