"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What do you think about the behavior of this man's wife?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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jammer

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some of my girlfriends have been like this, they get violently angry when they find out you've been watching porn. But luckily, some of my other girlfriends have actually liked watching porn while we do it ;)
 

Mr.Positive

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MatureDJ said:
I'm trying to figure out why this guy married this woman only 7 years ago! :eek:
Legal suicide perhaps? He was probably hoping that 30-30 wouldn't jam and that she's a good shot.

This whole story can be summed up in two words: Epic Fail.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If the feminists ever get their way, downloading porn will be considered an illegal act because it is "abusive & degrading" to women (except if its old and fat chicks porn because feminists only hate the competition).

I bet there are some feminists out there that were cheering when they read that this woman shot at her husband for watching porn, much like the crazy woman a year ago that cut her husband d1ck off and threw it in the garbage disposal.
 
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