"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What do you think about re-virgins?

MatureDJ

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The news that Bristol Palin is now going to be a virgin again got me thinking.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-23-bristol-palin-is-a-born-again-virgin

My first experience with dating women at the age of 14 was with a 13 year old girl who used to be wild, but had calmed down by the time I got to her. :cuss: A friend of mine was dating a revirginal Mormon single mother (bastard child) in which he was barely able to hit the occasional singles. :crackup: And now America's most famous baby-mom.

It seems that what these women are doing (especially the ones who actually got knocked up) are really practicing what Rollo Tomassi here at SoSuave terms as mating schedule ****oldery. The women get excited about sex with a stud (like Palin's hockey star baby-daddy), and then once his good genes are secured, it's time to do a 180, simply explain that it was a "mistake", then work to secure a responsible stepfather for the child by ensuring that he will endure sexual frustration up until such time that he signs on to be the stepfather. And with the horrid dating scene for the average American male, there will be many cuckolds who will gladly sign up for such a deal. :down:

Sorry, the only virgin I could consider being chaste with is a REAL virgin (forcible rape excepted), as her pureness has some sexual market value. I am entitled to quickly round the bases up to the point that the woman has already given up. I should be able to quickly hit a home run with any divorcee. Of course, a woman could lie about her history, but that's another topic ...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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samspade said:
You are what your record says you are.

And you're only a virgin once.

^^^^^ No two ways about it!!!


Does vaginal rejuvination count????? Just asking!!! The milfs that have had enough kids to field a baseball field are doing this.

If a woman was a hoe in her past and decided to clean her act up, is there anything she can do to clean the slate with a man that has a serious problem with her deviant past?

The above paragraph has been discussed ad nausea, but there is a magic number with what is too many. What is yours?
 
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