"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What do you guys think of the state of the UFC and mma in general

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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IKO69

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Seems like it's reached it's height, esp. due to the lack of stars. I watch it but I am more of a boxing guy - I am a big fan of that.
Though I watch MMA I always saw it as kind of a fad. I think it's hard for the average person to really get into it, I mean really get into it and not be a poser, because to genuinely appreciate it you got to be familiar with and understand a lot of the different martial arts that are employed, like Jujitsu. I know it is a great martial art but to someone like me who doesn't practice it when I see guys on the ground and they are trying to get into position to put the opponent in all these locks and such, Joe Rogan and co might be going crazy but to me it doesn't look interesting. If I actually practiced it I think I would have more of an appreciation.
 

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The peak of mma was about ten years ago. Todays fighters have been training since they were little kids, which is why there are so many talented fighters. The problem is that no one can stay champion for long enough to develop a fan base. GSP is the last big star left, and he owes his success to being a boring wrestler. Get on top and stay on top, and the judges will give you the round. Scoring always has been a problem with mma. For political reasons, to get the sport legalized, damage is not part of the scoring, which is just fvcking stupid, considering that is the point of fighting.
 
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