"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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'what do you do?'

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You: I'm a doctor
Her: cool, what type of doctor?
You: a doctor of pvssyology babe

:up:

-shaun
 

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"What do you do?"
"Whatever it takes."
 

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i was thinking:

'im unemployed and staying with my mother and her 20 cats.'
 

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nosmirk said:
i was thinking:

'im unemployed and staying with my mother and her 20 cats.'
Self depracation humor is always dangerous especially if you are very close to what you described. I would go with a C&F such as "I am an underwear model" which will lead to a good response, and then when the time is right I will tell her the truth. You can't run away from the truth forever.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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> I'm a human crash-test dummy for major automobile company because due to a freak genetic anomoloy, my bones are made out of steele. <humouous>

> I'm a gigolo, would you like to be my client? <crude>
 

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Are you serious? Ok....

"I'm a backyard wrestler, look at this scar thats from getting piledrived through a table"
"I'm a public janitor, if you ever need your blocked cleaned up you know who to call."
"I'm a CIA operative, my mission was to meet you and bring you back to the president."
"I'm a professional marble collector."
"I'm a professional cook...At mcdonalds, I cook de best Nuggets."

um... You get the idea, this is like one of the easiest C&F stuff to come up with.
 
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