"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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what do you do when you have to fart

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CS_whoamI?

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make fun of it

create distraction, say something non-sense, bang the table

If she cuaght you, just act natural o make it a fart humor. eg. "Don't you know the lounder and longer the far, it show you are healthy?.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ah! Time for some Australian farting wisdom :D I just let them rip so here is a list of all the things I've said and done.

Walking in the park and let out a croaker - "Hmm, there must be a creek around here I can here frogs"

Sitting at home on the couch *pause* "Did you here that?" Let one rip as I look around "Sounds like a rare forest donkey mating call"

Driving in the car *lean over as I drive* "pull my finger" she pulls it and I fart.

While in the missionary position, I fart and start thrusting hard and fast "Woah! I just hit nitrous" or "Woohoo, rocket power!!"

Just letting one rip while in mixed company "well it is better to have an empty house, than to have a bad tenant" or just simply "Better out than in!"

Oh and finally, whilst I fart a lot in front of the ladies, I NEVER let them do it in front of me. Gotta keep them under control :D
 

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DJinTraining06 said:
Lighting a match stinks up the room of sulfur man, did u ever actually try that? I tried it once and was humiliated cuz i had like 10 families comin over and they were all like why does it smell like matches in here,lol.
Would you rather for them to say " man it stinks like sh1t in here" ? I rather take this sulfur smell over the sh1t smell.
 

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DJinTraining06 said:
Dude, don't u have shinchter muscles? I can hold it in, maybe ur a little older than me, im only 25, but i can hold it in after 5 bean buritos if i put my mind to it.
Its bad to hold it in. Then you got gas in your system and you become more gassy. Eventually you will have to let one go because there is now way you can fvck a chick and keep it in forever.
 

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You might want to Google "Butt plug". Works like the cork in a wine bottle, but be careful, if the pressure builds up too much, you might blow your eyes out. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Don't sweat the small stuff.:yes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i heard if you hold it in to much that it will come out your penis.
is this true?
i didnt know your penis could fart. :nervous:
 
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