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What do you do when you HATE her dog??

drake

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I have been seeing this girl for about 6 months.......I can't stand her little chiuahuah. Im starting to think I have problems, but I just really hate this dog and can't seem to get over it. I have a nice fun lab and this little thing trys to bite its head off. I want to kick this thing across the room. But of course she just thinks he is the cutest little thingy in the world. She is cool and I could probably see her being serious potential, but should we ever move in together in the future......there is no way I could live with this dog.
It even makes the girl I am dating less attractive cause she owns this little high maintenence dog. Am I crazy? Should I try harder to get over this? Am I the only guy that hates little rat dogs? Dogs kinda resemble their onwers and this little thing is high maintenence.....she is starting to be more like that too... LOL, this cracks me up, but I just can't get over it!!

Any help?
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A lot of chicks are huge animal lovers. My sister is one of them. I'd be willing to bet $1000 if it ever came to the point of you telling her it's either you or the dog, you'll be looking for another girlfriend. If you like the girl you'll just have to learn to tolerate the little bastard. :)
 

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I would never give her an altimatum because that is something I can't win. I guess I may just have to put up with it. Or have the little **** stolen!!! LOL
 

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Did you see the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine had Neumann kidnap the dog, because it kept here awake at night? I miss seinfeld sometimes:(
 

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Roast it and eat it. They're damn near a delicacy in some parts of the world.
 
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something about mary or that new movie about the young kids who get married and go to europe for their honeymoon...I think it was called Just Married...both will teach you how to deal with the situation
 

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Where does she live?

For the right price I can solve your problem and she'll be running to you for comfort for weeks..



Lol:D
 

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HAHAHA, I love it. The dog never leaves her sight........and if this one disappeared she would probably get another little **** just like it. Im screwed.
 

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drake

you and the dog need to spend some quality time together. Ask to take the dog out for walks alone. Then you might start seeing whatever she see's in the dog.
If the girl is special to you, it will be worth the effort in the long run.
I think you and the dog just have a misunderstanding that can be worked out.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.:D
 

Helter Skelter

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Originally posted by drake
No she is white. Lol, why would that matter?
I gave some deep thought to this:D

The only reason I can think of on why Clooney wants to know if she's mexican is because wasn't Taco Bell's mascot for a while a chiuahuah.

Pretty good guess if it's not the reason huh?
 

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Shoot it and say you were mugged, and it lept at the robber and took a bullet for you. It helps if you can cry on command.

Then tell her it would be disrespectful to such a heroic canine if she were to immediately replace him.

Of course, if she actually BELIEVES this....you should look into getting a new girlfriend. lol
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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Because chiuahuahs are Mexican dogs. And a LOT of Mexicans do have chiuahuahs.

Infact my X (also Mexican) had two of them, they used to annoy the fukc out of me too, always barking at me and trying to nip at my ankles. But after I made an effort to pat them every single time I saw them they got used to me.........
 

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This happen several years ago to a friend of mine. She had her chiuahuah in the backyard while she was working in another part of the yard when a hawk swooped down and flew off with the little dog.

Not a good way to die
:eek:
 
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