What do you all think about this phone opener?

[bfl]

Remember how it went in that convo i posted right, well ima call her later on this afternoon, with this opener:

" hello can i speak with ......please, (and before she gets a chance to answer say) this bamboo before u cuss me out" lol in a funny way u know.

what yall think

 

[catch]

i dont get it...

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by catch
i dont get it...

Me neither.

 

[Andromax]

me three

 

[Double J]

huh? lol

 

[sfalexi]

Go for it.

Alexi

 

[Royal Elite]

phone openers are for afcs who dont realize that when you call a woman you are calling for a reason. To set up a meeting to see her or ask for a date. That is all women see on TV so that is what they expect. That is why most guys dont get a second call, cause you call and talk for an hour about nothing and then dont even ask for a date. The perfect opener:

Hello, hi this is royal elite from such and such. Hi how are you (her answer) you-will Im excellent thanks for asking. So Im free such and such day, lets get together.

If she's not available that day, ask her what day she is available and pick that day.

**the phone call is only to set up the next meeting nothing else****

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by bfl
" hello can i speak with ......please, (and before she gets a chance to answer say) this bamboo before u cuss me out" lol in a funny way u know.

Actually, I think you should say "hello can i speak with ......please, (and before she gets a chance to answer say) I'm a homosexual you b*tch and my boyfriend is going to kick your a*s for us talking on the phone, so watch your back you dumb ho!" lol in a funny way u know.

 

[So Many Ways]

Originally posted by bfl
Remember how it went in that convo i posted right, well ima call her later on this afternoon, with this opener:

" hello can i speak with ......please, (and before she gets a chance to answer say) this bamboo before u cuss me out" lol in a funny way u know.

what yall think

God no, please don't say this.

You need to fundamentally change your whole attitude. You are the man, that means you take control. You come from the angle of masculinity and dominance. If you're coming from that place, would you say something like that to a female over the phone?

The answer would be no.

Another thing is that you're placing way too much importance on this one phone call. You're inadvertently putting this female on a pedestal, which will cause you to lose before you begin. Don't obsess about what you're going to say, just call her, talk to her normally, and set up a meet. That is all you need to do. Don't overcomplicate and overthink it. If she's feeling you, cool, if not, cool. That's the attitude to have.

 

[MrHarris]

Originally posted by Royal Elite
phone openers are for afcs who dont realize that when you call a woman you are calling for a reason. To set up a meeting to see her or ask for a date. That is all women see on TV so that is what they expect. That is why most guys dont get a second call, cause you call and talk for an hour about nothing and then dont even ask for a date. The perfect opener:

Hello, hi this is royal elite from such and such. Hi how are you (her answer) you-will Im excellent thanks for asking. So Im free such and such day, lets get together.

If she's not available that day, ask her what day she is available and pick that day.

**the phone call is only to set up the next meeting nothing else****

A very excellent answer!!!!!

 

[thefonz]

when you are feeling it, the funniest/most interesting/sponatneous things you will ever say to a woman just come to you...no bs needed, just work on gettingyourself to that point

 

[bfl]

aight then so i shouldnt said that just the same as before " can i please speak with .....?" and thats it take it from there right?

and yeah yall aint gotta remind me about having a good tone and whatnot.

(lol at if she answers like that again.)