"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crazy Asian

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For the past week, i started to shower the night before cause it's fvcking cold. I used to take a shower every morning.

I have gotten so much more attention from girls than when i did shower in the morning. i've read something about phermones(sp?), and maybe i was washing it off in the morning? And now that i'm taking a shower the night before, maybe the sleeping is giving me body enough time to produce those phermones on the outside of my body.

Just a thought, cause for the past couple days, i was like "wow, why is she talking to me this much? Why is she drowning me with attention?" and a couple of girls that never liked me, started talking to me. So....?

Also, i stopped shaving to see how long i can get my beard to grow....maybe that's it?
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Crazy Asian said:
Also, i stopped shaving to see how long i can get my beard to grow....maybe that's it?
you're asian, you're 15, you don't have a beard. take a microscope to your face and you can count each and every one of them.

... that's definitely not it.
 

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Make sure you wash hands before breakfast, because it will be flavored with your secret funk.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Michele said:
you're asian, you're 15, you don't have a beard. take a microscope to your face and you can count each and every one of them.

... that's definitely not it.

funniest thing I've read all day lol
 

smooth guy

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That's because you feel fresher when taking a shower in the morning. You probably don't get a good amount of sleep in the night and you wake too early. Personally I'm like a zombie first thing in the morning to school, it takes me 2 hours to wake up fully.

Getting a shower wakes you up, makes you feel cleaner and fresher. I thought that was common sense but I guess not :rolleyes:
 

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so don't shower before u meet girls is the moral of the story right?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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