"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What blacks want... ask the South

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Ice882

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eh, you don't know racism against blacks until you go to Brazil. Go to a favela and see who lives there. Then go to the wealthy suburbs and notice who you see. Americans are clueless about other places.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9JLbDrpWI
The most famous entertainer in Brazilian history (and the wealthiest) is the Polish-Brazilian named XUXA. Here you see her "Paquitas" (blondes) dancing around Indians! Brazilians love this stuff. I must admit, this is the Brazil I love!
 

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They say this as they wear the jerseys of black players that they are going to cheer for. Black men that they fantasize over in their fantasy football leagues. Racist are smart and logical. :crackup:
 
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