Last Man Standing, the boy of eloquent infinite wisdom...Deep Dish - Wake up The Matrix has you! Do you work for the Pharma industry?? 100% of those who say, "1 in 5 people have a mental illness", are mentally ill!!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.