"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What are your sexual preferences?

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Each individual is unique!

Do you like sadism?

Do you like masochism?

Do you like voyeurism?

Do you like exhibitionism?

Do you like fetish?

Do you like bestiality?

or Necrophilia perhaps?

Post your sexual preferences here in this thread.

Are there other sexual preferences you can cite?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
 

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The missionary position with a heterosexual female in a monogamous relationship. Sorry to bore you alchemystic my issues were worked out years ago. How about yours?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"You have to know what you want in order to get what you want"

And for those who want to get idea an about womens sexual fantasies here's what you can do:
1. You can either interview hundreds or thousands of women like what I did or
2. Read "Nancy Drew's Women's Sexual Fantasies Book" -- This book has been recommended by Neil Strauss in his book "The Game".
 

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The only thing that gets me off anymore is raping people named Alchemystic, with a cheese grater.
 

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Inside Man - Oh, well every man's gotta get off in one way or another. I'd be glad to get rape anyday inside man.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Still not sure what kind of wack ass engrish you're speaking, where are you from? You mentioned China in one of your posts.

I would be happy to rape you anytime but I am going to have to break your arms first. That ok?
 

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Stay calm my man. Anger is not a good quality in any PUA/DJ/Alpha Male.

If only you would use your personal attacks on women instead of me then you would be getting laid more often.
 

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Just saying. If someone broke your arms and raped you I don't think you would be a proponent of rape after that. You have no way to experience what women are personally going through during rape, because you are not a woman. But if you were raped, then you might possibly understand what it's really like.

And anger can be helpful if you channel it correctly sweet cheeks.
 
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