"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What are your best pick-up lines?

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Official Convo openers (at least for now)

Is there good pickup lines? I tried searching on pick-up lines and couldn't find it in the thread. So sorry if this has already been posted. Delete this, and show me to the correct thread if so.

I was thinking of joking to entertaining pick-up lines would work with a little bit of neg.

One guy goes up to females and smiles and holds out his fist. Then he says "What is your gangsta name?" "My name is J-Dizzle :)" This is more of a conversation starter. Though, it works 70% of the time...

Another guy does sort of a neg and a says "Hey, your shoes don't match your clothes :)" and walks off. Then the girl follows him to find out why...
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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who lies more, men or women

jus kidding
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I personally dont use pick up lines.
 
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We should....

Replace pick-up line with introductory proceedure. That's more functional for good discussion.
 
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brett012 said:
sometimes I just say "hey what's up man", like I already know them. Also I don't think girls get called man very often.
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Cool, sounds like a neg.
 
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Me: "You know what I like about you?" *serious thinking face*

Girl: "Whats that?" confused...

Me: "NOTHING!" with a smile

It is great, works.
 
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Moofahsa said:
Me: "You know what I like about you?" *serious thinking face*

Girl: "Whats that?" confused...

Me: "NOTHING!" with a smile

It is great, works.
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LOL. I was laughing my ass off! Smiling is key.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That's a nice dress, it would look great on my floor.
You: what nationality are you?
her: I'm Irish.
You: Would you like some (insert your nationality here) in you?

I don't use lines though. :)
 
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I sometimes use humourous pickup lines as a way to make them laugh while changing our interaction in a sexual direction, but only on chicks that I've already opened and who I know are comfortable with me.

Some pickup lines are simply very good openers. Like anything you say, it's pretty much down to the delivery and the follow-ups. The pickup line by itself doesn't work.
 
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The best advice I got on this subject came from David X. Tell them what you are thinking, it will always be genuine that way.
 
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Big advice for you!

Get a conversation going and here's where those cheesy pickup lines come in to play.

Say you heard somebody use one of them crazy pick up lines, and then say the cheesy pickup line! It should get the girl laughing. I sense the iron getting warmer...Work your magic and STRIKE!

Enjoy your weekend!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey, what's your name? One of the hottest girls I've ever hooked up with, a girl from England on vacation, told me she loved my confidence in just going up, looking her right in the eye and smiling and saying that. It is my bread and butter. Sounds simple but the BL has to be there to pull it off successfully.

Another fave..Hey do you go to "insert name of local college here"? Oh, I thought I've seen you around campus you look really familiar. Whats your name? I'm Andy, nice to meet you...and then the convo is rolling.
 
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No offense, but how have you reached 500 posts and are still after pick up lines? Learn to talk to women. The best introductions have already been posted on here, and include classics such as "hi" or "hows it going?".


On another note, a funny "pick-up line" (insult) is "Lets play Titanic. I shout 'iceberg', you go down."
 
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I have a really funny one that will get the girl wondering about you instantly. Walk up to her, make sure you catch eye contact on the walk toward her, slowly and confidently walk up and say "has anyone told you how great/amazing/hot...(pause)...I look tonight" smile, and walk off. Money in the bank right there fellas.
 
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