"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are you looking for in a girl?

nan3109

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When a girl asks this the DJ thing to say is...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hapiness and gratification. The way you get this changes from person to person, and from ocasion to ocasion. These can be achieved either in a sexual way, confort, company, fun, ...
 

Mr. Delicious

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honestly one of the things i look most is a girl that can have an intelligent conversation or one that doesnt involve partying drinking or shopping. :mad:
 
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A woman that is feminine and all that this entails!

A woman should know what this means, if not then don't answer the question for her!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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I would reply, "What do you think I would like?" Why make it easy for them, make her work for it! :p
 
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