DiSt0rTi0n_07
Don Juan
lmao, that goes perfectly with one of the worst pickup lines ever:
"Hey babe, want a whopper?"
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
What are you being for halloween?
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"Hey babe, want a whopper?"
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Are ya gonna wear THESE BAD BOYS?
I'm going as a 30s/40s-style gangster. It's great, cuz it's a costume, but I'll also look awesome in it
, as opposed to dressing up as a giant can of pepsi or something. Probably 90% of everyone else who'll be dressed up as a gangster will be wearing the same crappy one-size-fits-all gangster costume they're selling around here. I'm wearing some good sh*t myself.splinterkb
Master Don Juan
One idea is me and 7 buddies are all gonna buy some green sweatshirts and sweatpants, and tape some orange and red yarn all over them. Then we'll wrap ourselves in saran wrap, and together we will be an ounce! Either that or I'm gonna be Captain Morgan.
Costume party tonight and I dont know what I'm going to be! I might go as a mobster with black slacks,black shoes, a nice button down and slicked back hair with a cigar though, since I have all that right now so I wouldnt have to spend any money.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
SparkleMotion
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I was going to be Daisy Duke, but I settled on being a Wallaby.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Ahh crap, cigar. The one thing I forgot. I'm not gonna feel like walking around with it in my mouth the whole time, though. Is/was it typical to carry cigars in the breast pocket of the jacket at all? At least that way it would be visible and I wouldn't have to hold it the whole time.
Are there and laws and whatnot about walking around halloween with a toy gun? I want to carry around a toy tommy gun....that would really complete the package.
btw, I'm gonna be on state street in Madison.
That sh1t's always crazy.DogFashionDisco
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Well I'm gonna be a disco guy from the 60's. With a big ass blonde fro, disco glasses, and some disco clothes. I'm thinking about painting myself black, but I dunno. Anyone know of any funny one liners that go well with a disco costume?
diablo
Master Don Juan
I'm a kissing booth. I do plan on raising it to $0.50 instead of the $0.25 printed on the costume, though...
http://www.starcostumes.com/item.asp?item=PE300602
(No, I didn't pay $56 for it... picked it up wholesale...)
http://www.starcostumes.com/item.asp?item=PE300602
(No, I didn't pay $56 for it... picked it up wholesale...)
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.