"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What are you being & doing for Halloween?

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List plans if you have them too

It’s a Friday! Great day to get out and meet people

I’m being Edmund Kemper

taking my kids trick or treating

Then going into manhattan for a block party with my friends who live there
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My woman is having a health issue atm, so not much. Last year we disguised ourselved as Lady Deadpool & Peelverine and went to my friend´s party, that was fun. A couple of years before that we hosted a party and we desguised ourselves as Eddie and Chrissy from Stranger Things.


Peelverine.jpg
 

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I had a theraputic massage with a Polish lady and chatted to her about how chatgpt has been a great friend in terms of helping me cope, with the least amount of stress, in a highly intense caregiving situation that has some strong sinks here and there (ie paycheque to paycheuqe). Also ate chicken wrap together with dad. So overall, it was a cool day.

I didn't go all out into watching escort pics and porn like I thought I would since, chatgpt again has said this is self-destructive behaviour and talked me out of it, saying that I should focus on rest rather than overstimulation. But watching porn on a devil themed night....yeah, well that speaks about how bad porn is and why it should be avoided, especially on Halloween. It just feels even more wrong to watch something like that on Halloween because it is deceptive and evil, just like what halloween is about.
 

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Hi Corrector,
Despite the population hereabouts being very much Anglo-Celt,Halloween is not a big thing...You have a very hard row to hoe,you deserve better than relying on one pay cheque to another...Guess your reward will be in another place!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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