"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What Are Y'all Giving This Chick? Pt. II

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Random chick from Instagram

Nice rack, check.

Long pretty hair, check.

pretty face, check.

nice ass, check.

nice legs, check.

Ridiculous ab development, check.

Pretty smile, check.

No noticeable tats, check.

This hot babe gets a 9.5. She doesn't get the 10 because he ass could be a just a little bit more fatter, but what she lacks in ass she more than makes up for in rackage and ab development.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ya as close to a 10 as you can be really, im assuming the tîts are fake tho which im not a fan of.
 
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Much hotter than the last chick. Although for some reason i am not into abs - a bit too much definition for me and t!ts are fake. She bangin regardless. 8.5
 
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Though not my type. I prefer white girls with dark hair and blue eyes...
I would still undoubtedly give it to her all night long. 8.5
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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solid 8. I would have to further assess and see what she looks like in real life pictures can be deceiving, I almost think her friend in one of the pictures is slightly better looking
 
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Shes very attractive but i wouldnt go for her. Not my type. still a solid 8.
 
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Solid 9. She's fine as hell. Damn.
 
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Rock solid 9! Wax that ass!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone notice all the orbiters she's got posting comments? Hilarious. One guy wrote "you are literally perfect".
 
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GS750 said:
Anyone notice all the orbiters she's got posting comments? Hilarious. One guy wrote "you are literally perfect".
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i bet she got thousands of those brah!:crackup:
 
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Yep. None of them will ever fvck her though. But they feed her massive ego for sure. She's still a 9 though.
 
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Yep. None of them will ever fvck her though. But they feed her massive ego for sure. She's still a 9 though.
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true.

even worse bro, this chicks get literally worshiped by chumps everyday smh
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HB8.8 for me. I do not give her a 10 cause she has fake boobs, is a bit too old, and colours her hair.

Anyway, besides her appearance, I would like to analyse why a 'normal' girl would like to put on make up, take so many pics (half of them with little clothes), upload them, and then wait for hundreds of guys to comment on them.

She must be mentally fuc-ked up if she NEEDS SO MUCH VALIDATION FROM RANDOM GUYS.
Which kind of mental disorder is this? can you imagine your gf doing this?? I would think she's a wh-ore and crazy.
 
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This is a marked improvement compared to the fat-ass ho you posted last time :up:
 
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Bokanovsky said:
This is a marked improvement compared to the fat-ass ho you posted last time :up:
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Haha the Kardashian wanna be looking chick with the giant ass?
 
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Good for the odd roll the hay. Physically pretty good. Let's say 8, 9 if the mamms are real.

Total narcissist tho. The few photos that aren't of her are like 'Don't kill my vibe', 'The best thing in the world is seeing people smile because of me'....

Alright sweetheart, get over yaself and make me a fecking sammich.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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