"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are y'all doing for Halloween?

apprenticedj

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I friggin love Halloween, have ever since I was a kid. Now that I'm a grown ass man, trick or treating has given way to consuming copious amounts of booze! Still fun.

I'm not sure exactly what I'm doing but I know I'm doing something. I'm going as Jalihouse Rock Elvis, I even grew my hair out to look the part, getting a sick greaser pompadour hair cut.

I'm looking forward to the festivities, what about you guys?

Do you love Halloween as much as me?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Last year i met a slvtty dora the explorer on the train on my way to s.f.

Same plan this year...freaks will come out
 

Thundernuts

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I'm actually kinda looking forward to Halloween this year. Last year was a complete crap day but thats history
 

Thundernuts

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Probably gonna go to the renassance festival in Houston for Halloween, my friend is making me a Scottish outfit for the fair. After that We are probably gonna be going to a party or two...or three who knows.

My balls are gonna be hanging Scott-free tho
 

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hopefully a slightly drunk, well rounded brunette with a sexy ass face.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The411

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I'm going to dress up like a 'Jesus' Pook, carrying a "DJ Bible" and a "Repent AFC's!" picket sign while running around day gaming like a lunatic trying to pick up random HB9-10's "Apostle" plates and tossing condoms from my trick or treat bag.
 

Thundernuts

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The411 said:
I'm going to dress up like a 'Jesus' Pook, carrying a "DJ Bible" and a "Repent AFC's!" picket sign while running around day gaming like a lunatic trying to pick up random HB9-10's "Apostle" plates and tossing condoms from my trick or treat bag.
LOL

Beware the Femidevils
 

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Nothing, staying at home and waiting for the weekend.
 

apprenticedj

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Honestly Espi I hear ya! I feel like a dummy for spending money on a costume (which honestly gets pricey if you're a perfectionist like me). What's worse is the god awful cover charges and overpriced drinks, outrageous!!!

I always say I'm gonna bail but my friends peer pressure me and I end up feeling like I'm missing out if I stay home.

Hopefully it'll be eventful, might even post my first ever field report!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I'll be "crossdressing" as the little red riding hood while wearing a bloody, scary clown mask. Friday I'll be going to a small home party, then I'll see what I do on saturday.
 

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It is Halloween. I'm going to go trick or treating to get some candy. :crackup:

I'm going to a big ass party with a ton of people then hit up a club later on. I'm going as a pumpkin zombie.
 

escaleraroyal

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Honestly, i was going to sarge for 3h. But got an emergency at home and ended up trying to unclog the toilet for 2h. No luck. Gotta work on it tomorrow morning.
 
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