Hahaha! Excellent post man!
Well, firsty with my
sh*tty AFC stuff. There are sure more than 2 of them, but these two comes to find because they are which I believe were the greatest.
AFC Act #1:
I Fell in love with a scandinavian girl back in 2001, I was 13, she was 10. I loved (platonic) through all my teen years, I guess until 2010. Back in 2005, when I was graduating, I decided to arrange a party to hook up with this girl.
I prepared everything, went to her house, picked her there, and we walked to the party, which was on a rooftop.
I got extremelly drunk to build the courage to try to make out with her, of course she turned away. I then proclamed my eternal love towards her and the girl literally ran off. She ran through the starway to the ground floor. I ran after her, she locked herself in a bath stall and there I said
"Why don't you love me. I've wished upon the stars for you to break with your ex, I love you..."
The end of the story is that I passed out drunk, and found out the next day that she made out with one of my best friends later that night. This dude, 2 years later, came out of the closet.
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AFC Act #2:
The sh*t that brought me here. My ex dumped in May. I could not handle the situation. Begged her back 10 days after it. She accepetd. I was needy, clingy, and overall afc. She never called. Never texted. Forgot about my birthday. Called me a crybaby. And did not answer my calls one thursday night.
Eventually I found out that she was cheating on me. Texting the guy "I miss you" "I wan't you here" "There is this thing I got to do, but then I have the whole weekend for you".
I also found out that she slept with him that thursday night. Heavy sh*t.
Then I dumped her. Called her names. Wished her good luck left there with her crying and walked out as a man...
For 3 weeks. Then I reinitiate contact. Tried to go out with her some times. Got severelly flaked. Managed to go on a coffee date. Never to see her again. Tried to end things on good terms, only to seem more AFC. By the end of it, after all those flakes, I sent her a 3 pages long email, not begging her back, nor proclaming my eternal love, but it was pathetic.
And that was the end of it. Of course I never heard of her again.
All I know is that now she is dating her 'best friend', the dude I was not supposed to be jeallous about, because it could never happen with him. He was one of the girls. Yeah, right...
Well, that was pretty lame on my part, so at least I'm leaving the cream for the end with my
Win Win stories.
Awesome Story #1
There I was, riding the subway to work, like I did every single day. But that day I saw the cutest little thing. Instant attracted. I'm a good looking dude, and I tend to dress well, so I see she is staring right back sometimes. I was not game aware back then (2009) so I played by my gut.
As we hooped off the train, luckly on the same station, she was walking in front of me, a few meters. We got out off the station and she went to the same bus stop as me. She stood on the right, and me on the left. I was writing on my palm top (Yeah, you've read that right) and saw that she was still staring. Her bus eventually showed up and she hoped on.
It was not my bus, and I thought, damn, I hate myself for being such a looser. And then courage struck me out of nowhere, I halted the bus, hoped on it and said "Hey, whats your name" she said Camila and I said
"I think you are really cute, and I really wanted to ask you out, but I'm kind of in a rush 'cause I'm late for work and I'm not with my cell to get your number, so take this, and call me" And I handed her my palm top. She was blank. Didn't know what to say I said I got to go, waved her a kiss and left the bus, she waved back, and some passengers applauded the act.
On the palm I wrote in my lock screen while at the bus stop:
"Hey, my name is Lotus. I think you are a charmer. Call me back at 555-5555 so we can go out and have some fun. Kisses"
She called the next day.
We had an amazing first date. She was astonished with the sh*t that happened to her. We dated for something around 6 months! It was great, but the distance fudged all up!
Awesome Act #2
It's late 2010. Now I'm a pickup artist, just read The Game, the Mystery Method for over a year and I'm on fire. I went to a club with two great friends and we are owning the place. I was so aloof back then that I just can't believe how could I've become the sore loser that was dumped this year. Anyway, with the story.
I open a set, 3 chicks. They were younger, around 19 I guess. Hot as f*ck. Top notch. I then proceeded with all PUA garbage that got me around. As the sarge went, and my target, whose visually wanted to hook up with me, was playing hard to get it clicked on me.
Pre selection. Jeallousy.
I instantly stopped talking to her and opened the girl right behind me (Which was 200x hotter than my target) and then said her
"Hey, you know how you all girls are, with all this jeallous sh*t and stuff. I'm trying to land this chick and I believe this is just what she needs" This hot girl was astonished, told me I was the sh*t, she could not believe that this was happening. I then asked if se was a smoker, which she said yes and I said that we should meet later in the smoking area. I asked her for a bubble gum, she gave me one.
I then turned back to my first girl, opened the gum and asked if she wanted a piece. She was baffled, and she said yes.
And so put the gum in my mouth, and kissed her with no problem at all! I eventually discovered that this girl was i
n a 3 year LTR, and she chased me for a whole month after this night.
And that is it! It was nice writing this down! Thanks again OP!
*Bonus
That girl that I was in love for ten years, back in 2010 when I was already game aware, I met her in a club. She was with a dude. I then said hello to her, spoke to her for 5 minutes and hooked up with her right there. On spot! The dude walked off saying
"I didn't knew you were this kind of girl Adriana..." hahaha
So after ten years, I finally came to terms with my inner kid and hooked with the girl of my dreams...
...it was normal!
...but I've f*cked her!
