"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sozzz

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what are the chances of my girl getting pregnant if i got semen on my fingers n rub my girlfriend's vagina with the same fingers? i dont think i did rub it with the hand that got semen on it but i just wanna ask to be sure :(. im so stress right now :(.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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when was this? if you are really worried you can go get PLAN B. its like 30 bucks, but its a lot cheaper than a kid.

I think you should be fine. But I know your feeling tho. Plan B is there for you. lol
 

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It's incredibly unlikely. Dont fret over it.
 

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Just learn from ur mistakes my friend, we have all made them. sex is a great pleasure, but it can also be a big risk for the both of u. So make sure u know what ur doing for next time.

It is kinda funny how us guys start having heart attacks over these things, myself including lol. When it comes to pregnancy lot of guys step up from there laid back style and then girls go in there laid back style.

-early next morning-
(phone call)

Dude: hi
Hb: hi
Dude: so did u take the pill
HB: no i am just going shopping first
Dude:....
HB: why whats wrong
Dude: nah nah shopping is obviously more important than the chances of u being pregnant and us supporting a new life for the rest of our lifes.
HB: stop worrying jeez, u know what would b funny if i had a baby and we kept it.
Dude:.....no that would not b funny
HB: i was jk jeez, i don't know where i can get the pill anyway round here
Dude: i got loads of addresses written down of where u can one right now, i will give u the one that is just one mile from u.
HB: wow thats far maybe i will do it when i get back.
Dude: .....how about right now
HB: fine ugh let me just buy these shoes then


lmao yes i put bit of my own experience and others in this one.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i know a guy the local virgin who is a/the total afc every 1 teased him about being a virgin until he was twenty then my bro drove him to a hotel and set him up with the local bike and he finally did the deed.

anyway litteraly the next week he meets this girl at party and within a week she has convinced him to go bareback. a year later she has a son and the guy is wearing the jacket(jamaican slang for some one who raises someone else child with or without knowing).
everyone is laughing at him and the child looks nothing like him.
she takes his money and abuses him infront of people.
so be carefull
 

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londonzen said:
anyway litteraly the next week he meets this girl at party and within a week she has convinced him to go bareback. a year later she has a son and the guy is wearing the jacket(jamaican slang for some one who raises someone else child with or without knowing).
everyone is laughing at him and the child looks nothing like him.
she takes his money and abuses him infront of people.
so be carefull
are all his friend that sh***ty that they don't suggest the guy get a dna test for the kid (or at least go to Maury's show) :D
 

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well i aint his friend he borrowed money from me to give to the girl and aint payed me back.

my bro and his friends told him to dna but she flat out refused she also swore at his mom when she suggested the dna test aswell(he still chose her side)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's hard for sperm to survive outside of the body. A lot of pressure is exerted getting it to the other person believe it or not so optimal cell survival is assured.
 

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She should be fine. Its a long way up the filopian tube to the womb.

So, there was this guy who i dated a few times and after the night we had sex he never called me back. I dropped him a call and a text but he never answered so i left it. Its been bout 6 weeks now. Would it be evil of me to leave him a message saying I am pregnant and that I am going to have the baby or do you think he deserves it?
 

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THX ALL. appreciated. man i was sweating balls eventhough i know theres a slim chance but still, its better to worry than not you know.

she lick and suck my balls but she wont give me head and swallow... shes scare she'll get pregnant.. how do i convince her? show her some legit websites or something? or is there actually a chance of her being pregnant if she get me head n swallow? cuz i remember hearing that if someone swallow then your stomach will digest it like food right or am i wrong?
 

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sozzz said:
THX ALL. appreciated. man i was sweating balls eventhough i know theres a slim chance but still, its better to worry than not you know.

she lick and suck my balls but she wont give me head and swallow... shes scare she'll get pregnant.. how do i convince her? show her some legit websites or something? or is there actually a chance of her being pregnant if she get me head n swallow? cuz i remember hearing that if someone swallow then your stomach will digest it like food right or am i wrong?
There is absolutely no chance of getting pregnant by swallowing sperm. The two systems, the digestive and the reproductive never cross paths.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Its quite hard to get women pregnant.. timing temperature angle, semen density vaginal lubrication are all important .. there are 3 days when she is fertile but even then you have to fill her up good and deep..lol
 

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DonGorgon said:
Its quite hard to get women pregnant.. timing temperature angle, semen density vaginal lubrication are all important .. there are 3 days when she is fertile but even then you have to fill her up good and deep..lol
Sperm can live inside a woman for a long time, so it's not just 3 days you have to be concerned about, and some women are very fertile and some guys are very potent... Don't believe for a second that it is hard to make a baby.
 

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rushing dude 123 said:
Just learn from ur mistakes my friend, we have all made them. sex is a great pleasure, but it can also be a big risk for the both of u. So make sure u know what ur doing for next time.

It is kinda funny how us guys start having heart attacks over these things, myself including lol. When it comes to pregnancy lot of guys step up from there laid back style and then girls go in there laid back style.

-early next morning-
(phone call)

Dude: hi
Hb: hi
Dude: so did u take the pill
HB: no i am just going shopping first
Dude:....
HB: why whats wrong
Dude: nah nah shopping is obviously more important than the chances of u being pregnant and us supporting a new life for the rest of our lifes.
HB: stop worrying jeez, u know what would b funny if i had a baby and we kept it.
Dude:.....no that would not b funny
HB: i was jk jeez, i don't know where i can get the pill anyway round here
Dude: i got loads of addresses written down of where u can one right now, i will give u the one that is just one mile from u.
HB: wow thats far maybe i will do it when i get back.
Dude: .....how about right now
HB: fine ugh let me just buy these shoes then


lmao yes i put bit of my own experience and others in this one.

I know dude! Girls always seem to not care about it. It annoys the hell out of me! Knowing a girl might or might not be pregnant scares the f*ck out of me but girls never seem to really care.
 

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so giving head and then swallow afterward wont cause pregnancy right? can somebody 100% confirm this?
 

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Biggie said:
I know dude! Girls always seem to not care about it. It annoys the hell out of me! Knowing a girl might or might not be pregnant scares the f*ck out of me but girls never seem to really care.
well DUH! why do you think there are millions of poor dudes enslaved by child support? remember that once a woman gets pregnant she has your future in her hands. It is the ultimate tool of control and manipulation a woman has over a man (besides sex).

A lot of women get pregnant just to enslave you and either make you marry them or just get child support. A lot of women do it not because they want to marry you but because they want to have a kid (and you are going to foot the bill).

Women acting as if they don't care is not really because they don't care. It is an emotional and psychological game they play on men. It is their turn to get their ego off by torturing you a bit with the whole deal and seeing just how strong you are. They know they got your whole future in their hands and they know you know that as well. Women get off playing mind games like these. In their mind they have a right to as you were not man enough to set the rules of the game (either you didn't use a condom or you did not have an agreement about the birth control procedures before the sex).

Women are cold calculating creatures. Don't play Russian roulette with your future, always use protection. Remember that when it comes to pregnancies men are powerless due to the law. Men sperm control (or birth control for men) is still a couple of years away. So untill then just remember that just 1 mistake is enough to ruin your life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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