"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What are the chances of her getting pregnant?

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Don't know why, but I'm totally paranoid. Was with this girl I've been seeing for the first time the other night. She's on the pill and I was wearing a condom. we only did it for about 2 minutes before we had to stop because she had an allergic reaction to the rubber I was wearing (burning sensation). Anyway, I didn't orgasm (maybe some of the pre-stuff came up)and she was actually kind of dry during it. I don't have a ton of sexual experience, but I'm just wondering what are the chances of her getting pregnant. I'm guessing they are next to none, but I'm just so paranoid because everything went wrong with the sex that night, so I guess I'm just thinking of a worst possible scenario. Let me know what you think.

Billy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vincent

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Sex = Anything Else
 

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Yeah man you need to calm down...There is no way you could have gotten her pregnant, absolutely no way.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mr. Delicious

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probably like a .000000000000000001% chance but there is still always that chance.
 

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Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
Like i always say, if you're not ready to have a baby, you shouldnt be having sex at all. If you freak out at the slightest chance of pregnancy, dont have sex.

You cannot tell a man he should not have sex. It's like telling a fat man he can't eat. fasttrack you did everything right, condoms and the pill don't sweat it.

If this makes you feel any better my girl is on the ring and we use condoms. On friday we had sex and the condom broke and I came inside her.

I'm not worried because she follows the instructions to the tee.
 

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You've got a 1 in 38,828,021 chance of her getting pregnant.

For the burning sensation, I recommend non-latex condoms. Also, pull out before you finish off - that'll reduce your odds of getting her pregnant by about 1/2.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Mr. Delicious
whats the ring?

The Pc term is NuvaRing. It's a ring that's in a shape of a condom, and it goes inside her .it's 99% effective
 

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man, get real: you were wearin' a condom and she was on the pill. let's say that she forgot the pill (which i think she would have told u, but let's say she was freakin' horny): u were wearin the condom and, for what i know, it didn't even break. let's say that the condom was broken and u didn't notice: u didn't even come inside her... what are the chances that some 2-minutes-precum came out of a condom (without you noticin' it was broken) and it all happened when she was on the pill... maybe she was also after her 20th day of the period... get serious, she can't be pregnant, i bet what you want... i'ma even send you all the money you'll need to grow up the eventual child...
 
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