"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what are some subtle ways to show a girl you like her

Hannibal

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My girlfriend has a thing for subtle "I like yous" just out of curiousity, anybody know any?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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rgeere

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Well, the last ****y/funny post from me was a good example of a subtle way of telling a girl you like her. I knew full well when I thought that up that she would interpret that as me looking after her beauty [the whole thing had subtle ******** messages peppered all through it]

Link:
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55144
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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At recess, punch her in the arm and run away! :D
 

So pimp its scary

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Holy crap... this is a sad post.

I'm sorry Hannibal, this isn't anything against you personally... this is type of question is all too common.

Read the Bible from start to finish, then post again.

In the meantime, you would do well to kick up your skirt grab you're balls and go kiss this girl, then bring the tongue into the equation... Find a place to get her in 'private' then play with her fun parts for a little bit (while kissing her like 10-30 min), then put your penis in her vagina, repeat as necessary.

Allright, and then you might want to try and Find Ten Other Women to see if this girl still interests you.

(are you 12 or something?)
 

undesputable

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the title of the thread and his post contradict each other

is he asking what are some ways to show a girl you like her? or what are some example of subtle ways girls show you they like you?

the first question is dumb....

if is the second question is not all that bad of a question...girls sometimes have 1000s of very subtle ways to show their interest, sometimes you might even miss it...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NRM

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Girls are liars. When she says she likes "subtle I love you's," she's just saying that she wants to be one of those dumb retarded characters in romantic comedies that doesn't see stuff coming. Why else would she like that kinda crap?

Now, you're a man. You don't have to be subtle. You can do it straight-forward without games. You grab her by the waist and give her a passionate kiss. If she can't tell that you like her then, then she's got issues.
 
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