What are some of the craziest things women have said to you on a date?

[The Duke]

And you guys think strippr's are a mess?!?!

 

[bukowski_merit]

"The night before my ex husband and me split... I p!ssed on all the fruit in the house. (at this point she's laughing like a mad woman)... Because i knew he never washed the fruit even though I always told him to. So i had the last laugh."

 

[IHeartTrance]

I had sex with less than 10 guys!!!

 

[doodlebug]

"You look exactly like the guy i really hate."

What does this mean? lol...

 

[VladPatton]

Girl: I am SOOOO bored and lonely, I never do anything but sit home
Me: So let's do something tonight
Girl: Oh I am busy, I won't have my phone on me and I'll be entertaining guests from Boston all weekend.

WTF!?!?!?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BaM5B0MBAoA#t=45

 

[devilkingx2]

"I am very traditional, so you take care of the bill"

I hope she told you this BEFORE you took her somewhere expensive and/or before you both got super expensive orders.

 

[ChemGod]

First line on first date: "Hi, I'm ______, I have generalized anxiety disorder."

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After banging some chick on first date: "That was the 7th d*ck I've sucked this week." It was Thursday.

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On a 2nd date with a chick I hadn't banged yet. We were supposed to go down to the San Diego Wild Animal Park. I came over to her place and we started making out, then started having sex. She was on her back with my d*ck inside her when she said:

Her: "This isn't the wild animal park."
Me: "Oh yes it is."
Her: "Good point."

Damn there are so many more that come to my mind at random times but I can't remember them when I try...

hahahaha ! "It was thursday." Thats hilarious.

 

[Masculinity]

I hope she told you this BEFORE you took her somewhere expensive and/or before you both got super expensive orders.

Luckily, it was a $10 plate and I was not hungry. I paid for it, ate half, and never called her again.

My response: "Awesome! You're gonna look great in my kitchen, walking around barefoot and pregnant."

Haha, this would have frozen her. I might just use it next time I run into one of these women.

 

[Bill the Great]

Not to me, but to a friend of mine.

After a first date they go back to her place. She excuses herself, and moments later comes back into the room completely naked and sits down next to him. When he goes to make a move, she says she is not that kind of girl and freaks out, yelling at him and kicking him out of her place. Come to find out that she apparently has a habit of doing this with all the guys she goes out with.

 

[Mike32ct]

Not to me, but to a friend of mine.

After a first date they go back to her place. She excuses herself, and moments later comes back into the room completely naked and sits down next to him. When he goes to make a move, she says she is not that kind of girl and freaks out, yelling at him and kicking him out of her place. Come to find out that she apparently has a habit of doing this with all the guys she goes out with.

^I think we have a winner here so far.

 

[zekko]

^I think we have a winner here so far.

Maybe she was just a nudist lol.

Actually, a friend of mine was seduced by an adult nudist woman who lived down the street from him when he was in middle school. It was his first sexual experience, and she taught him everything. Today of course, this would be considered very illegal (probably was then, too). But it didn't seem to do him any harm.

In fact, this early experience filled him with confidence, and he felt he had superior bedroom technique to most guys because he had been so thoroughly instructed by her. He is grateful to her to this day. Some guys live a charmed life, eh?

 

[GotED?]

27yr old, blonde Swede, HB 8.5 or HB9 with a flawless body and face.

At dinner on first date:

"I've cheated on my previous boyfriends a couple of times when I was young. Now I look back, even though I know I hurt them badly - I don't regret anything I've done in life".

NEXT.

That was the last time she heard from me. Flawless outer, flawed inner. Some really stupid women out there.

Exodus

 

[The Duke]

A girl was riding in my truck on a first date and as we had left a football game headed to a bar, she starts taking her clothes off in the passenger seat. I start laughing and asked her if she does this on all the first dates she goes on. She explains to me she is putting a little black dress on so she can look hot at the bar. :yes: and yep, I fuhked her later that night!

 

[In2theGame]

Girl: I am SOOOO bored and lonely, I never do anything but sit home
Me: So let's do something tonight
Girl: Oh I am busy, I won't have my phone on me and I'll be entertaining guests from Boston all weekend.

WTF!?!?!?!?!]

LOL

 

[devilkingx2]

Luckily, it was a $10 plate and I was not hungry. I paid for it, ate half, and never called her again.

ok good, I was imagining she did this at red lobster after you each ordered $35 meals.

 

[spiegel549]

Girl: I am SOOOO bored and lonely, I never do anything but sit home
Me: So let's do something tonight
Girl: Oh I am busy, I won't have my phone on me and I'll be entertaining guests from Boston all weekend.

WTF!?!?!?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BaM5B0MBAoA#t=45

Fvking LAUGHED OUT LOUD at this sh!t hahahaha.

One of my boys recently was on a date with a HB asian broad and she asked him about 30 minutes into the date:

"Hey I gotta ask, all my past boyfriends have been huge, so I need to make sure someone is really big in the pants before I date them, are you at least 9 inches?"

My boy was like "........." hahahaha :crazy:

 

[TheGambino]

She whispers 'I want sex right know, on the table here i dont care i want it now'

took her to the crib #(#*%(

 

[bigneil]

She says "I want to have sex with you".

 

[BeDJ]

30 minutes into the first date, she says 'I have IBS.' I did not know what it was at the time and just generically responded, 'It's pretty common, I don't think you have anything to worry about.' Later, I found out it was an acronym for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. If I knew what it was at the time, my response would have been 'No anal?"

 

[VladPatton]

30 minutes into the first date, she says 'I have IBS.' I did not know what it was at the time and just generically responded, 'It's pretty common, I don't think you have anything to worry about.' Later, I found out it was an acronym for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. If I knew what it was at the time, my response would have been 'No anal?"

or..

anal's a shıtty idea, then, huh? LOL



Damn, fellas, these posts.....there are some fücked up girls out there.