the log
HER: do u know who this is
HER: I bet you dont
ME: nope
ME: petros or andreas, or one of their dorky friends
ME: gahmun!!?
HER: I guess I am a odorky friend
ME: probably, what's your name?
HER: Anna
ME: ah, hey brattypants
ME: the street lights are on... isn't it past your bedtime?
HER: ahahah No
HER: so what are u doing flirting with girls on the internet]
ME: lmao
ME: the usual
ME: get a life
HER: whatever
ME: and if you had one... YOU wouldn't be talking to guys online!
HER: ahahah thats funny
ME: why thank you my smartypants new friend
HER: my job is to talk to guys online
HER: hhahah yah I am,
ME: you're doing a ****ty job
HER: well I consider u a girl
HER: got nothing to say?
HER: lol
ME: sorry, i have more important people to talk to
HER: hahah u know u love me
ME: uh huh, you wish
HER: haha I know u do lol
HER: I luv bothering u
HER: just like u lik3e bothering me
ME: what makes you think you're bothering me at all?
HER: u know u are really mean
HER: too me
ME: and i KNOW that i bother you!
ME: lol... loosen the panties, dork
HER: hahah mean mean mean
ME: there's a difference between playful teasing, and being mean
HER: okay lets end this
HER: so whats new with u
ME: just got off work... really hungry
ME: do you deliver?
HER: haha why dont u go get subway
HER: Hey I m not spoiled anymore
HER: I work now
ME: congratulations
HER: yah
ME: i have to buy my sister's bday gift tomorrow
ME: and her bday is tomorrow =b
HER: what are u getting her
ME: a gift certificate
ME: i meant to buy her gift on friday, we went to the mall
HER: buy her clothes
ME: somehow i got talked into buying a ps2 instead
ME: and totally forgot about the gift
HER: nice
ME: i also bought a badass hollywood hulk hogan book
ME: i don't plan on reading it. it's just for decoration
HER: lol why?
HER: oh
ME: it was $6! you would've done the same!
HER: well buy your sister clothes
ME: originally $41
ME: no
HER: isnt she into fashion
ME: yes
ME: it's easier to buy a gift certificate
HER: oh well if I were her I would like soemthing from the heart like clothes
ME: is this your little strategy that you use to get people to buy you things? =b
ME: nice try!
HER: no I am just saving your ass
ME: i'll tell you what
HER: Its not my fault if your sister says something to u
ME: i'll buy her a gift certificate, AND make her a card
ME: now that has sentimental value
HER: thats better
ME: time to get out the crayons and glitter!
HER: lol
HER: it will all be worth it in the end ltrust me
ME: why? i'd probably just want a gift certificate when my bday comes around
HER: well you are a boy
HER: srry I mean a guy
ME: my sister isn't spoiled like some people
ME: she'll be happy with a gift certificate
HER: okay then I guess I dont know anytihng since I am spoiled
ME: now you're on the right track
HER: lol
HER: what games did u buy
ME: i didn't buy any, i just mooch them off people that i know
HER: really
HER: thats nice
HER: u remind me of my brother
ME: so far i've mooched ff10, a pacman game, and some hockey game
HER: he has a ps2 and he doesnt have any games
ME: so he's the cool one in the family?
HER: yah
ME: and you're the spoiled one... how does this work?
HER: I am the dork
HER: lol yah
HER: were are u getting your sisters certificate
ME: chapters =b
HER: y
ME: because that's what she wants
HER: oh really
HER: cool
ME: i don't ask questions
ME: i just buy it
HER: so is that your dream car on your display pic
ME: not really
ME: it's just a corvette, i drive those everyday at work =b
HER: my brother has that car in white
ME: your brother is a super cool guy
HER: oh that even better lol
HER: yah
ME: something's not right... you must've been adopted or something
HER: yah thats what I am told
HER: Have u heard about all the chocolate petro has been eating
HER: I dont know how he isnt sick
ME: petros is fat
HER: no he isnt
ME: i know
HER: he is like u
ME: except he can gain weight
HER: lol ture
HER: hey u are lucky u cant gain weight
ME: i eat healthy anyways, it wouldn't make a difference
HER: oh u mena your subway diet
ME: actually i've cut back
ME: i calculated that i'm spending like $100+/month on subway
HER: wow
ME: it's an addiction!
ME: and those stamps are just to make you come back!
HER: so what are u going to do now
ME: i usually pack boxes of crackers for work
ME: granola bars, and stuff like that
ME: an apple, great source for energy
HER: dopes your mom make u dinner
ME: yes
ME: i just ate half a pizza
HER: yah thats healthy
ME: it is, dork
HER: what kind of pizza
ME: i don't know
HER: were u smmoking something when u ate it
ME: no, i just ate it without thinking what was on it
HER: thats nice
HER: I am surprised u arent at andreas house
ME: i usually only go by after my workouts at the gym
ME: but i've been slacking lately, because my gym pissed me off
HER: what did u do this time
ME: the gym sucks, it's basically all about timing or luck to get on a machine
ME: i was tired of waiting
ME: it's impossible to finish a workout
HER: I see
HER: what gym do u go to
ME: is this an interview?
ME: i go to globogym
HER: yah it is
HER: why dont u go to planet fitness
ME: why don't YOU go to planet fitness
ME: work on those lovehandles
ME:
HER: oh that hurt
ME: i'm going to fitness unlimited, 24 hour gym
ME: i want to be able to do my workouts at like 2am
HER: yah thats the best time to go my brother said
ME: even your brother is offering you gym advice!
ME: he must be hinting at something
HER: thats nice thats real nice
HER: now I know why u dont have girlfriends
ME: i don't get into relationships
ME: but did you research that or something?
ME: i just have a few prospects here and there
HER: petro said that was mean that u said I had love handles
ME: i'm sorry PRINCESS. i'll kiss your ass like every other loser for now on
HER: I can tell u dont have girlfreinds becsaue u are just so mean to girls it seems like u cant keep one
ME: what makes you think i'm mean to all girls?
HER: whats that suposed to mean
ME: just the spoiled, bratty ones
HER: your so sweet
ME: you're lucky, i usually spank them by now
HER: thats nice
HER: yah
ME: i don't put girls up on a pedestal
HER: do u ever make girls cry
ME: nope
HER: really
ME: unless you're crying right now
HER: noway
ME: you're a wuss if you can't take this
ME: because this is nothing!
HER: I can take evrything u have said to me but the fat things
HER: you never call a girl taht kind of stuff
ME: when did i say you that you're fat?
HER: and Usually guys are nice to me
ME: when did i ever use the word fat?
HER: u said love handles
ME: i'm just saying that you're not as sexy as i am
HER: in your dreams buddy
ME: most guys are nice to you because they're wussies
HER: I am not sayiong I am sexy but
HER: that dont mean u are
HER: really
ME: yup
HER: so do u like making fun of me
ME: yessir, i'm always having fun
HER: really
HER: I should have beat u up that day at the park lol
ME: usually i would've spanked you by then
ME: but you're lucky
HER: haha really
ME: yes, most bratty girls get spanked by me
HER: where
HER: lol
ME: spanked where?
HER: never mind
ME: uh, they're booty
HER: u dont get it
HER: Hey question
HER: never mind
ME: spill it
HER: no
HER: thats okay
ME: ok
HER: do u like golf like petro and andreas
ME: no i suck
HER: I heard
ME: thx
HER: your welcome
ME: i need to work on my swing
HER: Petro said I am better then u
HER: thats okay right
HER: lol
ME: is this whole golf thing a pathetic attempt to recover lost self-esteem?
HER: thats your theory right
HER: and becasue u arent so good at it
ME: i can drive easy 300+ yards
HER: thats okay it happens to a lot of guys
ME: my muscles were sore that day
HER: oh
HER: sends 07.jpg
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ME: what was that?
HER: srry I didnt mean to do that
ME: it's okay, you're aloud 1 mistake
HER: yah
ME: just kidding
ME: now cut off your left pinky
HER: god forbid I make anymore
HER: I need my pinky though then I cant help my mom
HER: so whats up
ME: chatting to people
HER: really u making fun of them
ME: yup
HER: thats nice
HER: u sure have changed since last year
ME: i know
ME: that's because i used to be a nice guy
HER: yah thats what it is ou used to be nice
ME: guess what?
HER: what
ME: nice guys finish last
HER: not with girls
ME: only the really attractive ones
HER: you always come up with good comeback dont you
HER: who is your teacher
ME: thanks for noticing
ME: no teacher here... it comes naturally
HER: really I thought maybe petro or george were involved with the new you
ME: nah, they have no idea
ME: anyways, i'm going to jam
ME: later dorkfus
HER: yah later
there it is... i have a few more logs with different girls, if you guys need more help to determine whether this is too harsh or not. i TRY to be ****y/funny in my attitude, but they all say i'm being a jerk to them. am i doing the right things?
thanks in advance.
