"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KarmaSutra

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thedeparted said:
Just for the record Karma, I don't take any guy seriously who has 4000 posts on a discussion forum for how to get laid. Maybe you should stop taking yourself so seriously, too.

And to the OP, wtf kind of handle is "muffin"?

You only have 3700 more to go pansy ass.

I just gave you a goal.

When you have one brother send you a thank you for helping change the direction of his life I'll let you speak.

Until then watch the men work.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by thedeparted
Just for the record Karma, I don't take any guy seriously who has 4000 posts on a discussion forum for how to get laid. Maybe you should stop taking yourself so seriously, too.

And to the OP, wtf kind of handle is "muffin"?
You only have 3700 more to go pansy ass.

I just gave you a goal.

When you have one brother send you a thank you for helping change the direction of his life I'll let you speak.

Until then watch the men work.
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Yo K-Man,

This is the funniest comeback I've read in awhile, dude...I almost spit out a mouth full of grape soda laughing at this shyt!

Anyway, carry on, everybody....
 
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