"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what age do girls start being interested in boys?

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I was 12 when I began to think about boys, now I'm 32, and thinking about them all of the time. :up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Princess Jo said:
I was 12 when I began to think about boys, now I'm 32, and thinking about them all of the time. :up:
On average men think about sex every 7 seconds.

I keep that average that low.


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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
That's because you're a homosexual, dude. Although I will applaud you for admitting your own sexuality at such an early age.
If you are not already a homosexual yourself then you may as well transform yourself into being one, as you are never going to allure any attractive woman with the attitude that you are portraying on here, if you speak to girls like this in real life you can forget about being with any of them, as your attitude towards woman and life in general really sucks, even if I wasn't a real girl, it wouldn't be the end of the world anyway, so I can't really understand why you have to be so negative. :mad:
 

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