Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What age did you guys lose your virginity?

g g g unit

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Luke Skywalker said:
No, I"m 31 years old, thus I"m the oldest virgin on here.
31 year old virgin...........:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
and it says "master don juan" under your name + you got over 1k of posts.

Jesus get a hooker.

p.s - i apologize if you have a serious mental/physical defect as the reason you cant get laid otherwise :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Well i should have lost mine at 6 but it was not possible so i did at 15.
 

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At least Luke is honest about it. I respect him for that.

And Luke, if you just did what the people here say, then you could get laid in a week or two. The keys to the poontang kingdom are laying around whenever you want to pick them up.
 

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i got laid at 18 on a ONS. weird thing is I never actually got a blowj0b or anything (before or after, doesn't matter) ... anybody else in the same situation? aka having sex before doing anything else?
 

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AlexTheGreat said:
i got laid at 18 on a ONS. weird thing is I never actually got a blowj0b or anything (before or after, doesn't matter) ... anybody else in the same situation? aka having sex before doing anything else?
here here. Some girls just don't like to do it. My girlfriend doesn't like to do it and would rather just have sex.

comic_relief
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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g g g unit said:
31 year old virgin...........:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
and it says "master don juan" under your name + you got over 1k of posts.

Jesus get a hooker.

p.s - i apologize if you have a serious mental/physical defect as the reason you cant get laid otherwise :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :
Yep, that's pretty mature. Why do you think people come here. I read one of Luke's post somewhile ago and atleast he's trying to do something about it. And is being honest about it. I just can't figure out what kind of person would come here to put down others. Do you have some sort of confidence problem? Not getting laid yourself?

Anyway, goodluck in your adventures Luke.

I lost my virginity propably at age of 16. What does it matter, it's not a contest.
 

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Tyron said:
Yep, that's pretty mature. Why do you think people come here. I read one of Luke's post somewhile ago and atleast he's trying to do something about it. And is being honest about it. I just can't figure out what kind of person would come here to put down others. Do you have some sort of confidence problem? Not getting laid yourself?

Anyway, goodluck in your adventures Luke.

I lost my virginity propably at age of 16. What does it matter, it's not a contest.
Tyron said:
Do you have some sort of confidence problem? Not getting laid yourself?
You've been stalking me?? Perhaps you could bring a video cam and make a sex tape next time.

Tyron said:
I read one of Luke's post somewhile ago and atleast he's trying to do something about it.
I'm doing something that stops me starving to death....its called eating, can i get some credit for that??

Tyron said:
And is being honest about it.
It doesn't take a superhuman to be honest nor does it take 1 to get laid, nuff said.

Tyron said:
I just can't figure out what kind of person would come here to put down others.
No i came on this forum to learn game and to get laid unlike some people i don't make 1000 posts full off sob stories and still remain a virgin.

And finally, pardon me for finding the irony/funnyside of a 31 year old virgin being labeled a "master don juan". And yes it's not a contest or a big deal losing your viginity making this all the more funny.
 

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i knew a guy in high school once that said he lost his at 8 years old! He vaguely remembers...but i think he recalls some people he knew who were running a train on this girl he joined in after they told him to...he said he thinks they were raping her.. Sick huh?
 
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Rollo Tomassi said:
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Got a hummer at 15 if that matters
Wow! How could you afford the gas, let alone, the purchase price at the age of 15?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I lost my virginity the summer I turned 18. I had a threesome with one blonde bombshell of a woman from Polen and a brunette Norwegian chick. I think it really fvcked up how I perceive women generally - it's like I can see into their souls and see them for the true hors they are.
 

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g g g unit said:
31 year old virgin...........:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
and it says "master don juan" under your name + you got over 1k of posts.

Jesus get a hooker.

p.s - i apologize if you have a serious mental/physical defect as the reason you cant get laid otherwise :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :

hey man its not any of my business but thats pretty messed up to say. Were suppost to help each other here not be idiots to each other, grow up dude.
 

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ketostix said:
Well are you a virgin? If so, then the oldest virgin here is 45 but I have my doubts. Someone said Luke Sywalker is one so and I think he's 26 but he has verified. Other than that we have 21 as the oldest.

21! do I have 22 lol?
Ehh I think you should jot me down for 19. That's what I usually tell people when they ask me this question. Technically, that was the first time my **** was ever inside vagina.

There are guys who have appeared on this site over the years who have been virgins in their late 20s/early 30s. There's gotta be someone posting on here who is older than Luke.
 

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g g g unit said:
31 year old virgin...........:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
and it says "master don juan" under your name + you got over 1k of posts.

Jesus get a hooker.

p.s - i apologize if you have a serious mental/physical defect as the reason you cant get laid otherwise :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :
douchebag
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lost mine at 10.
 

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Hum - mer - noun, verb

1. To recieve oral sexual gratification
(see Bl0w Job, Felattio, Money Shot, Facial, Polish the Nob and Gobble the Goo)
 

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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