"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What a day

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Im new to forums, but haven been applying don juan and swinggcatss for a couple months now. Ive only been laid twice (Once before last sunday). I met a chick at a fair that my dad was playing in a band at, and opened with a handshake/ask for name. Walked with her for a little bit found a place and had her sit on my lap, started with small kino , playing with her belly button ring. To grabbin her ass and biting tits, about 1-1 and a half hours later we were ****ing in the woods (no Rubber lol). Don juan has improved me alot. Thanks to all the staff here for keeping these forums alive.

How should I go about calling her?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Always use a jimmy hat you fool..:down:
 
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We both wanted to **** and niether of us had a rubber, so we just went withouut one. I waited two days then called, im thinking about calling her again tonight since we didnt really get to talk.
 
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No rubber is like russian rolette for your d!ck and social life and life in general come to think of it.....Lets just hope you pullled the trigger on an empty chamber.....you will know when you dont develop warts of your d!ck or she doesnt call you pregnant.

ALWAYS carry a rubber....in your wallet....it should be in every DJs wallet tbh.

Anyways enough flaming....its his problem fellas.


Why didnt you get to talk the other night? Did she flake on you? If so dont call her tonight....wait. More info needed
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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We talked a little bit then she told me to talk to her friend for a minute, I met her friend and she was fat and ugly and I dont want to sit around listening to her talk. Then i got her back on the phone and then she told me to talk to her friend and thats when i told her friend I had to go. So cassie took the phone to say bye. But she also said she was "tired" earlier which is what she said after we ****ed...

Im either not going to call her again for a week, or soon.
 
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