"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What a day..

BxPrince24

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Well today was... well let me tell you how it went.

During class, the girl that just newly became my gf text me to meet her after my class. I meet up with her and her friend and we all relaxed and drawn in a park. We then left, then I brought her up to my room.

So I show her a few of my stuff that I made on my computer then we looked through my yearbook. We started talking then we started playing around. she ended up with her legs wrapped around my waist while sitting him my lap.

Now, we start flirting, then I start kissing her on her neck, licking and sucking on parts of her chest, and she started getting really into it. She started kissing me all over my face and showing good reactions to what I was doing to her.

So I'm there, ready to take her clothes off when I remember.... I don't have any condoms. sh*t! f*ck!

I had no cash so I coiuldn't buy any. So I eased her down off of me. Then we started kissing (My first time french kissing and boy was it good, I felt like a natural). Then I kissed her out the door since things were getting steamy again.

Problem: I need condoms :woo:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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white_hype

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Originally posted by BxPrince24
Well today was... well let me tell you how it went.

During class, the girl that just newly became my gf text me to meet her after my class. I meet up with her and her friend and we all relaxed and drawn in a park. We then left, then I brought her up to my room.

So I show her a few of my stuff that I made on my computer then we looked through my yearbook. We started talking then we started playing around. she ended up with her legs wrapped around my waist while sitting him my lap.

Now, we start flirting, then I start kissing her on her neck, licking and sucking on parts of her chest, and she started getting really into it. She started kissing me all over my face and showing good reactions to what I was doing to her.

So I'm there, ready to take her clothes off when I remember.... I don't have any condoms. sh*t! f*ck!

I had no cash so I coiuldn't buy any. So I eased her down off of me. Then we started kissing (My first time french kissing and boy was it good, I felt like a natural). Then I kissed her out the door since things were getting steamy again.

Problem: I need condoms :woo:
nice job bro

why not just have her suck your **** though?
 

salsipuedes

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Originally posted by BxPrince24
Well today was... well let me tell you how it went.

During class, the girl that just newly became my gf text me to meet her after my class. I meet up with her and her friend and we all relaxed and drawn in a park. We then left, then I brought her up to my room.

So I show her a few of my stuff that I made on my computer then we looked through my yearbook. We started talking then we started playing around. she ended up with her legs wrapped around my waist while sitting him my lap.

Now, we start flirting, then I start kissing her on her neck, licking and sucking on parts of her chest, and she started getting really into it. She started kissing me all over my face and showing good reactions to what I was doing to her.

So I'm there, ready to take her clothes off when I remember.... I don't have any condoms. sh*t! f*ck!

I had no cash so I coiuldn't buy any. So I eased her down off of me. Then we started kissing (My first time french kissing and boy was it good, I felt like a natural). Then I kissed her out the door since things were getting steamy again.

Problem: I need condoms :woo:
Intercourse is like the cherry on a pie, you don't need it to have a great experience as you eat it, usually when i am with a woman, by the time i actually f*** her, i have already given her at least two orgasms.
 

BxPrince24

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never had a bj. I'm more looking forward 2 getting some a$$. And I don't know if she's into doing that.
 

BxPrince24

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Re: Re: What a day..

Originally posted by salsipuedes
Intercourse is like the cherry on a pie, you don't need it to have a great experience as you eat it, usually when i am with a woman, by the time i actually f*** her, i have already given her at least two orgasms.
Now that I think about it, I could have done that. I suppose we coulda had oral sex given the circumstances.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Maurizio 2.0

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Sounds like you're in college -- don't most schools give away free condoms?

I know mine does.
 

BxPrince24

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Yea, I'm in college. I haven't heard anything about condoms or free condoms from this school yet.
 
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