Whacky "first date" ideas on POF

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

SkrooU

Senior Don Juan

Aug 28, 2016

So this one started messaging Thursday and we agree to meet up. I suggest tonight, like right now, and she says her idea of a first date isn't a sleazy hook up on a Saturday night. She asks if I even read her profile. So I go to her profile. First Date: sipping cold iced tea on the beach and seeing if we connect, or picking lilies on a mountain trail (please don't be a serial killer).

W.T.F.

I actually do remember reading this. I assumed it was sarcasm.

Guess I'm staying home tonight. Tired anyway from the gym earlier.