"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wh0rific Dream I had last night. Interpretations?

Poonani Maker

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I wish I could have written this account of what went down in my dream this morning while it was fresh on my mind, but I had to go to work.

So basically, what seemed like a looong dream entailed trying everything I could possibly try to please a willing woman. I guess in this dream she was supposedly my new girlfriend, who was allowing me to try whatever it takes to get to know her body sexually. She let me fvck her up the ass, in various inclinations in the who-who, and lick, lick, lick the cvnt and cllt until I couldn't lick no more. She would respond when I was hittin it good, but then again, I couldn't tell if she was faking or not, but she'd definitely tell me if I was way off-base and not getting her off AT ALL (which was usually during intercourse).

I awoke from my dream to almost a revelation that women are DAMN hard to please in every way, shape, or form. Sexually, financially, spiritually, emotionally etc etc etc. I came to the conclusion during that dream that making a woman orgasm through intercourse is almost impossible, and through oral stimulation down right difficult.

As we do not have pvssies, it's hard for us to have the perfect understanding of how to approach the pvssy. We, as men, however should be better than women at stimulating women because, well, we're men. We fix things. We have the coordination. We possess innate mechanical aptitude.

A woman should have NO trump on a man when it comes to pleasing a woman.

I think I know why I had this dream. Yesterday, I had a woman say to me, "Stay out of trouble ;)" to which I flicked my tongue like a snake or the devil (as if I'd lick her pvssy till kingdom come). I thought that my redhot gesture might have offended this rather prudish mom (only 10 years older than me), but then again, I think she secretly ate my bad behavior up and probably went home wanting more and probably, masturbated.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Trying to interpret dream is bull**** and just mental masterbation imo. There's no way we can understand what's going on with out concious mind.
 

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I kept a dream diary every night for about 3 months, and while each individual dream is kinda hocus-pocus, you can see trends and find out what your subconscious mind thinks about when it's off duty :)

Just keep a little notebook by the bed, and when you wake up just try to sum up the dream in one sentence.

The concept of interpreting a single dream is like peeing into the wind and hoping for the best... You'll regret it.
 

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I kept a dream journal for about a month to try and induce lucid dreaming.

I have only had about 5 lucid dreams, but after keeping that journal, my dreams are amazing. I never used to even remember them.
 
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