"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Were friends right?

PooMan

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Ha i love this line, i use it all the time at college, with gals who i see around!

This is how a conversation went with a gal in my maths class who just came out of the canteen with some crisps

"Hey, were friends right?"

"freinds? you never spoke to me all year last year!"

"yeh i know, but were speaking now which makes us friends"

offer my hand, she shakes it

"ok cool, so as friends, you should really give me some crisps"

"ha, alright then"

she gives me a few

"is that all our friendships means to you?"

"your so cheeky"

she gives me loads more!

haha

another convo with a gal!

me - "so your a lesbian?" (dont ask how we got onto this)

"nearly"

"nearly? so your bi?"

"yeh, but mainly girls"

"oh right, my names mike, you wanna be my friend?"

"sure ok, my names blah"

"hey blah, you know what friends do dont ya?"

"whats that?"

"they let there friends watch during lesbian sex"

"ha you wish, heres my number, ive gotta do some work"

haha!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Freeman

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Originally posted by PooMan
Ha i love this line, i use it all the time at college, with gals who i see around!

This is how a conversation went with a gal in my maths class who just came out of the canteen with some crisps

"Hey, were friends right?"

"freinds? you never spoke to me all year last year!"

"yeh i know, but were speaking now which makes us friends"

offer my hand, she shakes it

"ok cool, so as friends, you should really give me some crisps"

"ha, alright then"

she gives me a few

"is that all our friendships means to you?"

"your so cheeky"

she gives me loads more!

haha

another convo with a gal!

me - "so your a lesbian?" (dont ask how we got onto this)

"nearly"

"nearly? so your bi?"

"yeh, but mainly girls"

"oh right, my names mike, you wanna be my friend?"

"sure ok, my names blah"

"hey blah, you know what friends do dont ya?"

"whats that?"

"they let there friends watch during lesbian sex"

"ha you wish, heres my number, ive gotta do some work"

haha!

Good sh*t! thats the same sh*t I be pullin in class! kudos to ya my friend!
 

Sloopy

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Originally posted by PooMan

"they let there friends watch during lesbian sex"
Dude - every bisexual girl EVER expects a guy to say this to her.

Be different. Be original.

~Sloopy
 

Freeman

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Re: Re: Were friends right?

Originally posted by Sloopy
Dude - every bisexual girl EVER expects a guy to say this to her.

Be different. Be original.

~Sloopy

MAn its a fregin icebreaker! there's one thing I learned about college is that people are anything but original-dumb sh*t like that works man I tell you this from personal experience-jut be confident with it..
 

Sloopy

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Re: Re: Re: Were friends right?

Originally posted by Freeman
MAn its a fregin icebreaker! there's one thing I learned about college is that people are anything but original-dumb sh*t like that works man I tell you this from personal experience-jut be confident with it..
*shrug*

~sloopy
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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