Went to the strip club last night

[PeasantPlayer]

What a waste of time......one of the strippers smelled, and that game they run is so old and reused I had to laugh in one strippers face. I did get a free dance though, and then I had another little thot try and get me to buy a room, i told her what many before her told her....we can get a telly down the street

 

[PipeDope]

What state? The oklahoma strip clubs are nasty as they come. Smells like a tuna factory in there, low quality women, they do everything but beg you for money. I told one of the cuter(still desperate) strippers let's go shag for money instead of this dancing crap. She said she had too much self esteem to fvck for money.

 

[zekko]

When you go into a wh0re house you're going to run into hookers.
When you go into a car dealership, don't be surprised if someone tries to sell you a car.

 

[EveryPostHere]

Why go to a strip club if you've got internet connection????

Seriously strip clubs are pitiful these days. The women are almost always washed up, and the d**khead guys make it hard to even enjoy yourself.

 

[backbreaker]

you guys need to come out here. strip clubs out here, at least the good ones are really upscale and there are some bad as hell girls there, model esque women. it's not really my thing but i mean they are 10x better than the ones i used to go ot back home


but if you don't walk in prepared to spend at least a grand you're wasting your time as far as "ultimate fun factor" is concerned

back home a 5 dollar stage tip and 200 bucks could get you pretty much anything you wanted lol

 

[LMFAO]

Strip clubs are a complete waste of time. If you're going to spend that money on women you can just make it a high class escort. Truly honest women. Better yet spend it on yourself and better yourself.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

True it was for a birthday so I went. I never been so dissappointed in my life a bunch of wash ups and that tuna sweaty ass cheek smell.....jesus this is like the fourth time I have experienced that

 

[mangotot]

Great that you did not spend any hard earned money. Most strippers have a low opinion of punters, they are losers in their eyes.

 

[TarantulaHawk]

Strip clubs are lame as fck. I don't care how "hot" the chicks are in high end ones they're all trash IMO.

Dude wastes his paycheck.

Other dudes don't yet hang around thinking it somehow makes them a "real man" or some "pimp".

Desperate dudes tossing money and acting like they've never seen a chick naked before.

Fake as hell sht with chick pretending to "like" you...but for your money.

I knew a few dudes who've dated strippers and they were all insane. Though the dudes weren't the most sane people either.

It was always easier to just get yourself a girlfriend to strip for you. Your odds of meeting a normal chick who ISN'T a stripper to have a healthy relationship with is waaaay better than trying to "date" some broad who dances naked onstage and has God knows how many issues, family, personal, financial, drugs, alcohol, psychological etc.

 

[backbreaker]

i think people forget that it's entertainment lol. it's not a hook up scene

 

[TarantulaHawk]

i think people forget that it's entertainment lol. it's not a hook up scene

Time better spent meeting chicks elsewhere and them stripping for you personally and getting sex rather than wasting money just looking at nude crazies dancing.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

What's up with women and their poor hygiene these days.....trending real talk? WTF?

 

[Zarky]

When I was 25 I went to a strip club with a couple of friends. Never been back.

If you do have to go, do what I did.. sit with your back to the stage. :crackup: It was hilarious. Strippers were coming up to me all night, asking if I needed anything, if I was having a good time, etc. etc. They couldn't believe a dude would sit there with his back to naked chicks. The ultimate neg I guess. My friends were embarrassed by it though, but oh well. I got more attention than any dude there did. Didn't pay a dime except for a couple of beers.