"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Went to a party, this girl f*cking HATED me.

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Asked her if she was any good at beer pong, then it pissed her off when I sarcastically said the objective of beer pong was to get the ball in the cup (expected her to roll her eyes and smile, I was wrong). She tells her girlfriend, who then b*tches at me. I ask the pissed girl if she drinks, gives me a b*tch face and says "uh, yeah" in a b*tch tone, so I tell her she needs another beer because she's uptight, gets seriously pissed and tells whoever she talks to how mean I am. Her and her girl come up to me 10 minutes later and her girl says, "you were mean to her, now tell her she's pretty." My friend tells me to just do it (I should have at this point so they would just leave me the f*ck alone), but I say only if she tells me I'm pretty first, and she walks away pissed. Right before the party gets broken up another drunk b*tch comes up to me and says I'm mean or some dumb sh*t, told the girl I already apologized if I offended her, kept b*tching at me. Cops came, party ended.

-College party in Salisbury.
-Tons of people in a small house.
-Everyone drinking and having a good time.
-Talked to a girl who afterwards felt the need to tell everyone she could how mean I was instead of partying until it got broken up.
-Everyone else (guys and girls) who I talked to were all pretty cool.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SteR

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Sometimes you'll just come across people like that.. best thing to do is just walk away
 

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Korrupt said:
Asked her if she was any good at beer pong, then it pissed her off when I sarcastically said the objective of beer pong was to get the ball in the cup (expected her to roll her eyes and smile, I was wrong).
In the words of Tucker Max "if people can't take a joke, then fvck them"

Korrupt said:
She tells her girlfriend, who then b*tches at me. I ask the pissed girl if she drinks, gives me a b*tch face and says "uh, yeah" in a b*tch tone, so I tell her she needs another beer because she's uptight, gets seriously pissed and tells whoever she talks to how mean I am.
Were you wrong? Nope.

Korrupt said:
Her and her girl come up to me 10 minutes later and her girl says, "you were mean to her, now tell her she's pretty." My friend tells me to just do it (I should have at this point so they would just leave me the f*ck alone), but I say only if she tells me I'm pretty first, and she walks away pissed.
Ding ding ding we have that BETA BAIT! Girls will test you to see if you're the ****y, struttin alpha male that makes their panties wet or the nice guy weak kneed herb that will do anything to make her smile. Which one are they pressuring you to be? Which one are they more likely to fvck?

Hint: The questions have different answers.


Korrupt said:
Right before the party gets broken up another drunk b*tch comes up to me and says I'm mean or some dumb sh*t, told the girl I already apologized if I offended her, kept b*tching at me. Cops came, party ended.

-College party in Salisbury.
-Tons of people in a small house.
-Everyone drinking and having a good time.
-Talked to a girl who afterwards felt the need to tell everyone she could how mean I was instead of partying until it got broken up.
-Everyone else (guys and girls) who I talked to were all pretty cool.
You shouldn't have apologized. If a girl's being a *****, you can either ignore or accuse her of trying to flirt. But stay unphased (unreactive) whatever you do (at least until she crosses a physical line).

Girls are friends with nice guys. Girls get their d!ck from jerks (and guys with game).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LMFAO

Fvcking *****es man.. Gotta love em.

I would have asked for a blow job in exchange for telling her she's pretty.
 
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