"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Went out last night....

PeasantPlayer

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Hit downtown last night (Chicago) with a couple of the fellas looking for some STRANGE:yes: :up: Let me tell you guys.....WATCH OUT! All the chicks we were chatting up were either married or had boyfriends (some were present) These chicks came up to us, grinded on us, made out with a few (we went to 4 different spots) One chick was begging my dude to come with her and her boyfriend was outside smoking a square:D In fact All the girls we hit on or hitted on us had BOYFRIENDS and one was married. And some boyfriends were so aloof as to what was going on. Be careful fellas these HOS GOING
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BrainDamage92

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NEVER

NEVER

NEVER

Start a commited relationship with a girl who doesnt see whats wrong with clubbing when in one. *****es aint **** but hoes and tricks.
 
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