"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well she did not invite me in after the date.

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Well on monday i went on this date with the girl i mentioned in my previous post, i did make a mistake though...she had mentioned to me that she wanted some chocolate cake, she didnt tell me to buy it or nothing but she just mentioned it, so before i picked her up for the date i surprised her with a chocolate cake.....dang i know i shouldnt had bought it, iono.

But yeah we went out to eat, everything went perfect, but man she was looking hot in them pants, a couple of times i felt like just grabbing that booty or hugging her from behind, but i restricted myself back. We ate dinner joked around, et c.. .etc... everything fine.

Now on our way back to the her house i was expecting to get in since the get go, i guess that was a mistake of mine, specially since the her house was empty, cause her parents were out of town, on our way back she seemed like she wanted to invite m over but it seemes like she was scare or nervous, she was real quiet for a good amount of time on our way back.


We riched her driveway and i expected her to say "u wanna come in for a while?" or something like that but she didnt , all she said was "thank u" gave me a hug and a kiss, and bye.


Im kinda disappointed at the point that i didnt get in, but then i look at it like, she wanted me to come in and all but she was scare of something, i dont know what it is but something, she seemed nervous and not sure. I told her to tell me something in french, ofcourse i didnt understand it so she told me that she said "When are u gonna take me to the movies"
Also while eating she asked me what im doing saturday, so it seems like she wants to spend time with me but i aint with all that time/money spending on her without getting into that crack:D .

thursday im supposed to bring her over to my crib just her and me alone, so well see what happens...

dang man im not use to this type of "failure"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i mean you know...i thought she was gonna let me in damn it....lol
 

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hey bro...just relax and have a great time.....play with her.....hug her...throw her around...haha, just have fun man....

just as a side note, next time you could just try somethin free like hanging out somewhere or dancin in the streets...it does not matter.....have fun bro!

And what the hell....grab her azz!! If she gets mad, tell her Pvssy Eater said it was okay.....
 

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lol, naw that assgrabbing is kinda too far, at this stage, although we know each other and all, plus that was the 1st time me and her went out.

Now if i do get her over to my house one of this days (tomorrow probably? ) then that would be a whole different scenario, cause she knows what the deal is, she knows that i dont want to watch tv with her lol....

but like i said i can tell tha she is into me and is feeling me and all that but she i got the feeling that she wants to fuk but she is holding herself back
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah bro, she is probably holdin back because maybe she sees you as a friend and not a lover? I could be wrong....but did you do a lot of kino and eye contact on that sluttt.....haha
 

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Were her parents home? Maybe she's wanted to do stuff but was scared of getting labeled a slut by her mom.
I hate hypocrit moms that were sluts as teenagers, and now try to "protect" their daughters.
Try getting her over at your place like you said. I think you'll have much better results. ;)
 

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Yeh you might be right that she sees me as a friend, she even said it herself a while back, that she wanted to be friends with me, ans she always says that im her friend , but i was thinking more of, "Friends with benefits" since she does like me too...

her parents werent home, they were out of town, the house was empty, thats why i was kinda like dang...and still are, but i got the feeling that when i do get her over in my territory it will go down... i did do a lot of eye contact i mean a lot and i could read it in her eyes and face that she wants to fuk...however i did now kino her enough, lacked of that...
 

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ouch friend zoned...and you're paying for all her food?? she's got a good thing going

NEXT!
 

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friend zoned?...nawww i would say friends with benefits zoned, wich i have no problem with....believe me she wants to fuk, i can feel it and sense it when im with her
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Relax kid, your girl is not a first date hor!!! How does not letting you in her abode make you a failure??? Only thinking such nonsense makes you a failure!!!
 

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Ok.. I want you to stop paying for her food, RIGHT NOW!!!!

Second point, she says she wants to be friends with you but you kind of get a hint that she likes you.

Try doing some physical activites with her, something that you and her would enjoy. Then try to get her back at your house.
I bet you rich Miami kids have your own pool don't you? Get her over for a swim.

I don't know if you'll be able to get out of the friends-zone, but you can get some makeout sessions and maybe a little more.

Next thing you gotta know to get out of this friend-zone you're in is to: start acting more sexual around her. Don't be afraid to make a move on her. The worst thing you can do is just sit there and drift further into friendszone.

Most importantly: DON'T get attached to her. She's just a ho and she'll put any guy she likes ahead of YOU.

Good luck, i hope you get some play out of this.
 

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Did i meniton that she has already told me that she likes me too, thats not a question, she does like me, thats a fact, i guess whats holding her back is that she has a "bf" but she gives two fuks about him(Fact).
 

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Then why is he still her bf then?
If she liked you more then her current bf don't you think she would dump him ASAP? Care to Explain...

Sounds to me like she's playin you along right now and you're happy to be her chauffeur.
 

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Originally posted by Jake-inator
Then why is he still her bf then? Explain...
I donno man, sounds like she's playin you along right now and you're happy to be her chauffeur.
simple, he is a straight up AFC, the man buys her everyyyyyyyyyything and annnnnnnnnnnnnnything she wants, when she wanted how she wants it, she is in charge of the RL, she wears the pants she tells him what to do and he obeys.

How i know she tells me, she even told me that she doesnt see herself being with him for long, man yall should see how he looks, like a straight up nerd. But **** i understand why she wouldnt want to let him go but still want to fuk around, and i dont want this girl as my gf i do want her as my friend, with benefits.

She is definetly not playing my ass, believe me, thats the one thing i make sure of when i deal with the female creature.

Believe me ill be posting in a new thread in less than a month how i fuked her and whatnot
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright, cool man... no need for a temper.
Just makin sure my fellow DJs aren't getting played by no hos. :D

Peace out... i gotta get up at 4 Am for work tommrow. :rolleyes:

Good Luck.
 

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lol sleep tight and set that alarm for 3:57am:D
 
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